[TrafficoneMan]

I hear that when he does a push up he pushes the world down

also i hear that Superman wears Marcus P.J's

and when marcus prays he prays to himself

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Marcus instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a mullet and mutton chops .

Marcus sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Marcus roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


Marcus does not sleep. He waits

When Marcus falls in water, Marcus doesn't get wet. Water gets marcus


Marcus CAN believe it's not butter

[Rozartytype]

When Marcus landed after the flying kick,the tremors registered 5.7 on the Richter scale

[Jackie]

[Josy]

Stop stealing Chuck Norris facts and replacing them with Marcus' name

Anyway Marcus is on a whole different level from Chuck and deserves his own facts.

P.S

I heard There is no 'ctrl' button on Marcus' computer. Marcus is always in control.

[TrafficoneMan]

Originally posted by josycee
Stop stealing Chuck Norris facts and replacing them with Marcus' name

Anyway Marcus is on a whole different level from Chuck and deserves his own facts.

P.S

I heard There is no 'ctrl' button on Marcus' computer. Marcus is always in control.

Stop trying to be a fun pooper and join in .

[Josy]

Ummm i did join in cant you read

[TrafficoneMan]

Originally posted by TrafficoneMan

Stop trying to be a fun pooper and join in .

I should of read the last line sorry

[cassieparis]

The facts Marcus is a bleeping bleep bleep and a god among toy lovers