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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
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Old 30-07-2009, 10:03 AM #1
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Default Another Timeless Marcus Saying From Yesterday !!!!!!
From a deleted twitter regarding the Ho and her Bo:

#BB10 Marcus announces if they start having sex in the middle of the night he'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the "ball bag"


The man is a comedy genius

That had me in tears
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Marcus has done it again. Genius.
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I know - I saw that too!

Priceless!

With a spoon!!



*dies*
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Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is.
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Ha ha ha Cool as ***** did it again

He makes me laugh so much
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Hes my new winner ! i tried to change my profile but cannot remember my password !!
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I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is.
Noirin fan are we ? bless
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I don't even like him but that's funny - shows how he's cheered up now. Everyone saying he's jealous - take note. He wasn't jealous, the issue was Siavash's betrayal, because now she's almost back with Isaac he's fine with that.
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I know - I saw that too!

Priceless!

With a spoon!!



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Yup - it's the "with a spoon" bit that got me ........lunacy mixed up with imagination mixed up with original thought, mixed with comic irony
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marcus has a new lease of life now. him and Sid Vash are going to team up
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Jealous, immature, pathetic - p'raps, p'raps not - you cannot argue that he has a great turn of phrase - hit in the ball bag with a spoon. It's so ridiculous that you KNOW he can't be mean it - but it is such a wonderfully funny image - one bloke creeping up on another while the other is ******ing and hitting him in the 'ball bag' with a spoon.

A bloody spoon!

Can you not see the humour in that? I tell you, it's Ade Edmondson / Rik Mayall material.

Edit: Just saw Claymore's comment - good to see I'm not alone in appreciating this kind of sense of humour
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Nah the best quote of the night was when he was chatting to Siavash in the sitting room a comment was made about the Isaac situation popping up and earlier in the week Noirin had said something along the lines of she would be seen as boring this week because she didnt have any good storylines.

Marcus came out with " yeah like she has seen the fuc king radio times"
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I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is.
awww c'mon ... a vengeful Marcus creeping around in the bedroom armed with a single spoon is pretty funny.
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He was on a roll yesterday
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Hes my new winner ! i tried to change my profile but cannot remember my password !!
I've held out - but think I'm going to list him as my fave on my profile
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A spoon!!

The man is a legend.
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I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is.
Noirin fan are we ? bless
No

Charlie, Rodrigo, Sophie, Lisa and David fan.
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Erm...

I don't really see anything funny in it. Just shows how jealous, immature and pathetic he is.
awww c'mon ... a vengeful Marcus creeping around in the bedroom armed with a single spoon is pretty funny.
Pictured like this, it is funny.

So I laugh at him, not with him. I would never laugh with him.
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Hes my new winner ! i tried to change my profile but cannot remember my password !!
You only need enter your password if you intend to change the password
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... and now he's getting it on with Rodrigo and Charlie! Is there nothing he won't stoop to!
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You'd have to be fairly humourless not to find that line funny.

It was a cracker.
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... and now he's getting it on with Rodrigo and Charlie! Is there nothing he won't stoop to!
Don't be jealous now.
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The Spoon Of Death!
In the trained hands of the Wolverine even a spoon can become a weapon of mass destruction!
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LOL how does he think of these things?!
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