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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,266
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,266
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The Housemates wake up in a mood
Most of the housemates woke up in a bit of a state this morning - and one man's lungs were to blame.
"Morning princess," David cheerfully exclaimed to Lisa in the Bedroom. "You look ******* knackered!"
Lisa greeted his comments with a scowl and suggested he plonked on some nasal strips before he next hits the sack.
"I wasn't snoring last night," retaliated David.
"You was," maintained Lisa.
"I woke up from your snoring," added Sophie, prompting David to quit his futile denials.
"What does it sound like?" he bravely asked.
"Like a xxxxxxx tractor!" came the no-nonsense reply from Lisa. "That's why I'm xxxxxxx tired."
A lack of a good sleep didn't seem to improve Siavash's diplomacy skills either.
"Has anyone told you Sophie that your face looks like a baboon's ****? Especially in the morning," he said to her while stumbling around shortly after arising from his slumber.
"A baboon's ****? I've not seen a baboon's ****. Do you want a slap?" asked sleepy Sophie.
It looks like the whole House emerged from the wrong side of the bed this morning...
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17-08-2009, 11:04 AM
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