[Mickey2009]

Who'd have thought a fresh delivery of magazines in preparation for today's Task would have caused such a stir? But then, it's a big pile of gossip glossies and the housemates are all over them, inside and out.



As the housemates poured over the pages, Lisa started reading juicy snippets about each of them. "Halfwit is out and we think just in time," she read, talking about last Friday's Eviction from a copy of New! "After the arrival of bonkers Bea..."



"Bonkers!" screamed Bea, taking so much umbrage there'll be none left for anyone else. "Bonkers Bea!"



"I want to read the proper pages. What about Jordan?!" continued Lisa. But Bea had stomped off in a huff. Realising everyone she'd normally moan to was crowded round Lisa listening to the latest celeb snippets, Bea stormed out to the Garden to complain to Marcus, who was holed up under a duvet by the pebbles.



"Bonkers! They called me bonkers Bea!" she complained.



"Bwaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaa!" laughed Marcus pointing at her. "You got off lightly!"



"Shut your mouth," she fumed. Clearly this wasn't the response she wanted.



Realising no-one was bothered, or even listening, Bea rejoined the group.



"Is Sophie pregnant?!" read Lisa, as the latest gossip-column-related drama unfolded.



While Sophie read her column-inches, Bea flicked through another magazine.



"Lookalikes!" she yelped after about five minutes, finding another snippet about herself. "Me and blonde lady from Abba! I'm thrilled."



That right, Chiquitita?

[Beso]

lol...i cant wait to see this..wonder what charlie thinks when he isn't in any of them.

[kisywisy]

this goes against everything that bb is about!! what are bb playing at??

[Mickey2009]

Originally posted by beso
lol...i cant wait to see this..wonder what charlie thinks when he isn't in any of them.

You didn't have to wait long

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/v...ecdd6f/play.c4

[millora]

that was true!!!
thought it was another spoof post

thats gonna be good

[Beso]

cheers mickey...you really are a star on this forum.

[Mickey2009]

Sophie is still fuming about reading magazine rumours that she's simultaneously up the duff, a bloater and had some rumpy with Kris while he was in the House. Apparently only one of those rumours is true.



The former Dogface is livid that anyone would call her pregnant, for the twin reasons that she looks fatter and might have got impregnated in a communal Bedroom. And her ire is fuelled to peak by reading that former squeeze Kris refused to confirm or deny rumours about what they might have got up to.



"A gentlemen never tells," Kris is reported to have told a magazine, and Bea wasted no time in confirming to Sophie that no real gentlemen would ever say anything like that.



Super cross, Sophie grumbled around the House to Rodrigo and Siavash.



"I've washed my hands of him," Sophie told them as they ribbed her about the coverage.



"He's just saying that to make news," suggested Rodrigo. "Maybe he didn't say it."



"A true gentlemen never tells!" she repeated sarcastically.



"He might not have said it," said Siavash.



"I'm not speaking to him!" confirmed Sophie.



"You don't know he said it," added Siavash.



"Ignore it," said Bea, walking through the room. But Sophie wasn't interested.



"Seriously! I'm not speaking to him again," she said. "People think I'm a big fat pregnant woman and girls will think I'm a ****!"



"No," smiled Rodrigo. "Just chubby."



"They make me feel pregnant," she continued, only half smiling. "I know how Britney Spears feels. I'm going to shave my head!"



Rodrigo ribbed her a bit more until she exploded, good-naturedly of course. "I did not have sex and I did not make noises!"



"I wasn't in bed with you so I don't know," shurgged Rodrigo.



"There's more chance of me having sex with you than with Kris in this House," she said.



Well, there's still time.

[Mickey2009]

Who'd have thought Lisa would be such a gossip rag junkie. But today she revealed a previously unseen side of her when four glossy mags were dropped into the House by Big Brother.



The 41-year-old hungrily pounced on the zines, pouring over details of Jordan and Peter, Angelina Jolie and evicted housemates from the Big Brother House.



"I LOVE magazines!" she stressed, reading out the minutae of Freddie's Eviction, Siavash's secret girlfriend, 'bonkers' Bea and Sophie's weight gain.


"This is brilliant," she beamed.



But after reading page after page on Halfwit, Bea, Sophie, Karly, Kenneth and everyone else, Lisa spotted a glaring ommission.



"Bea, it's all about you! Is there nothing about me? You've only been here five weeks, I've been in eleven!" Good point Lisa, but maybe that's what happens when you "don't get involved", or "stay out of it" most of the time.



It didn't matter though, Lisa had reams of glossy celeb scuttle to get through. She's never looked so happy. "Ooh thank you Big Brother for the magazines. I know they've upset a few housemates but I'm over the moon!"

[aiv]

"Bonkers Bea" lol

[DiamondDogTags]

lol this is going to be good. So Kris + Sophie over until she gets told the price if she stays with him..

[HalfwitFTW]

Am I the only one who think this is a really dumb idea? BB is meant to be all about no contact with the outside world.
This show is just getting worse and worse

[Staceee]

Fooking idiots. Just give them Sky ffs

[Mickey2009]

Originally posted by HalfwitFTW
Am I the only one who think this is a really dumb idea? BB is meant to be all about no contact with the outside world.
This show is just getting worse and worse

Not when they start taking the phiss out of Bea

The HMs are singing 'Dancing Queen' after Bea reads that she looks like the blonde one from ABBA

[InOne]

Ugh vile Lisa trying to take charge of it all. Grrrrr

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Dodnt they say how hot lisa was

[bigbrothermad123]

Originally posted by kisywisy
this goes against everything that bb is about!! what are bb playing at??

Its good, just stop your whining, your a nobody !

[J-Rock]

This is mad, as it's giving Bea more of an idea of whats going on and the whole point is for her to get a shock when she is booted out!

[MissKittyFantastico]

Originally posted by bigbrothermad123

Its good, just stop your whining, your a nobody !

No need for that. Everyone entitled to their opinion.

[Vladimir]

Big Brother hits a new low.

[kistar]

Originally posted by bigbrothermad123

Its good, just stop your whining, your a nobody !

no youre a no body no respect no point posting no good remarks

[terryecosse]

Originally posted by bigbrothermad123

Its good, just stop your whining, your a nobody !

That's a dreadful thing to say to kisywisy.

Are you implying you're a somebody.

[RtooDee2]

Originally posted by Staceee
Fooking idiots. Just give them Sky ffs

Yeah. Give them a TV and they can watch themselves from the night before!
This is a stupid idea! and...how come it took them about 5 days to tell them
MJ was dead? if this idea was in the pipeline.
Making it up as they go along i say!

[kitkat94]

Why did they do that??? That's ridiculous, the whole point of Big Brother is to exclude the housemates from the outside world and what people think of them...

[Fat.Rat]

i havnt watched since about week 4, just came on here and saw this, first thing i said in my head was.. thank god i stopped watching then!!!!! lol xx