[Ross]

There are plenty of chicks gagging for dick,
But at least she won't be your first,
And my husband can't decide which ho to go down on,
Just don't send them pictures of your girth,

Was she better? Was she worse?
Cos she's pissing on my turf,
It's just like you're going backwards
But all I want is to know,
Why would you sleep with some ho?
Are you depressed cos' you miss Mourinho?

And babe you know you're in this thing alone,
If you want a quick shag just pick up the phone,
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart,
Just go and sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep with some tart,

Any bird is worth shagging,
Just try your best to not get caught,
Staying's out of the question,
Cos I just know you'll go and sleep with some *****,

We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
If it's worth cheating, it's worth splitting up.

5 Girls? Boy you make me sick,
And why did you leave me in the dark?
Now you're free, you can **** as much as you want now,
Just know she won't share your heart,

And babe you know you're in this thing alone,
If you want a quick shag just pick up the phone,
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart,
Just go and sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep with some tart,

Any bird is worth shagging,
Just try your best to not get caught,
Staying's out of the question,
Cos I just know you'll go and sleep with some *****,

We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
If it's worth cheating, it's worth splitting up.

I know where we're heading I'm willing and ready to go,
And I'm changing my name back to Tweedy from Cole,

Any bird is worth shagging,
Just try your best to not get caught,
Staying's out of the question,
Cos I just know you'll go and sleep with some *****,

We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
If it's worth cheating, it's worth splitting up.

We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
If it's worth cheating, it's worth splitting up.