[Firewire]

Come on, spill.

[setanta]

I was a bit of a daydreamer at school and on one particular day during Irish class the bell rang and I instantly took my coat and bag and walked out the door, not knowing that it was a double class. Yeah, so it was a bit embarrassing to walk back in after a few mins when I suddenly realised nobody had followed me out. Head in the clouds.

[Ninastar]

when I fell going up the stairs in school. It was outside and pouring rain. Infront of my whole english class too. I still have scratches on my knee caps from it This was like 2 weeks ago aswell

[setanta]

I have loadsa embarrassing moments that I've witnessed though. One time a friend of mine sprinted head first into a lampost in the middle of the town. It was like something out of a cartoon.... he had a instantaneous big swelling on his forehead like a golfball and was slapping himself to wake up. Felt so sorry for him but couldn't help laughing.

[Firewire]

lol

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Jonathan.

lol

I honestly thought I was going to die from the laughter, and all the time I was saying, "sorry, but I can't fŁcking help it. Are you ok?". Comical.

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by setanta

I honestly thought I was going to die from the laughter, and all the time I was saying, "sorry, but I can't fŁcking help it. Are you ok?". Comical.

You wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that.

It's funny, but not funny. Like if it happened to you, you wouldn't be laughing.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Jonathan.

You wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that.

It's funny, but not funny. Like if it happened to you, you wouldn't be laughing.

But he didn't just run; he sprinted full speed into it and you should have heard the noise....doinnnngggg. I was dying, seriously.

[Enid]

Not many that memorable actually. I remember one time in primary school we had assembly. The teachers were giving out their monthly awards. We all had to applaud when the pupils went to collect 'em, but I wasn't taking any notice, bored out of my ****ing brains, and I started clapping 'cause I thought there was another award. Apparently not. I was like >_> <_< X_X

[setanta]

Oh, and I remember one time when I was 7 or so and I decided to paint the doorstep white. Don't ask me why. Anyway, I locked myself out and decided to climb over the fence into the backyard with the paint pot. Well, needless to say that I was an idiot back then and the pot decided to teach me a lesson and spill all over me because I hadn't put the lid on properly. So yeah, I was standing in the front lawn, drenched in white paint and had to knock the door to be greeted by my father. Happy times. lol.

[Possiblehousemate]

Umm too many!

But most recent ,,

this monday i went to a club, i took drugs and alcohol, and i went back to a house party with about 10 ppl maybe a few more, was very small place so we were all cramped in, anyway i ended up naked dancing around, followed by me putting my head up a really fat girls drss and leaving it there for 5 mins as a dare.. and then i had to let her lick my toes..

and i also told everybody i loved them and felt everyone up.. im so ashamed as im not usually so sexual.

VERY EMBARRASSING

why i'm not on big bro ive no idea ;P hahaha
Not sure the public could handle that though, i'd probs get thrown out.

[Enid]

Originally Posted by setanta

Oh, and I remember one time when I was 7 or so and I decided to paint the doorstep white. Don't ask me why. Anyway, I locked myself out and decided to climb over the fence into the backyard with the paint pot. Well, needless to say that I was an idiot back then and the pot decided to teach me a lesson and spill all over me because I hadn't put the lid on properly. So yeah, I was standing in the front lawn, drenched in white paint and had to knock the door to be greeted by my father. Happy times. lol.

I bet you were a little terror back then.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Enid

I bet you were a little terror back then.

My sister was and I followed suit. Nah, wasn't a terror - just stupid. And it was gloss paint by the way so I'll always remember my head over the sink while my father was scrubbing my curls with turpentine lol.

[setanta]

I blame my mother for some of the cringey moments I had though. Well, they weren't cringey back then but when I think of them now I shudder. She allowed my sister and me to bring our Zig and Zag teddy bears that we got for Xmas to mass with us! They even took up space because we wanted them to sit beside us. Ahhhh!!!!

[Firewire]

I have one.

I was at bowling and I was taking my shot, so I had lined up and stuff, and walked up to bowl when I slipped and fell on my arse, it was really sore. And it's worse when everyone is laughing at you.

[30stone]

Originally Posted by Jonathan.

I have one.

I was at bowling and I was taking my shot, so I had lined up and stuff, and walked up to bowl when I slipped and fell on my arse, it was really sore. And it's worse when everyone is laughing at you.

My mate done that about 2 weeks ago.. he got a strike.. He didnt believe us and just stayed laying on the floor.

[zotler.]

Can't really remember anything... There was this once in primary school though in the last year we had to make plays about a stupid pirate in groups and perform them to the rest of the school. Obviously, I was the stupid pirate and as I was getting out of the cardboard box ship I couldn't see properly due to this ridiculous woolly hat covering my eyes, and my shoe caught the back of it and sent me flying backwards and also ruining the cardboard box ship. Everyone was laughing really hard and I laid there for about 30 minute due to being so shocked that I fell, so embarrassed, and laughing so hard at myself. A teacher had to come over and convince everyone it was part of the day, and then all the younger pupils kept asking me all day if it was on purpose or not and it made me feel so awkward. XD.

[setanta]

~When we were kids my mother would always send a casette recording of all of us over to our uncles and families for Xmas, to say hello and that we were all thinking of them. Anyway, what we failed to realise on one occasion was that on the other side of the tape was one of our "radio shows" that my sister and me used to do all the time, called The James and Helen Show lol. All of our relations in the States were apparently in fits of laughter listening to our stupidity. It was the shi%%iest show you'd ever have heard, believe me. Cringe!

[Enid]

Originally Posted by setanta

~When we were kids my mother would always send a casette recording of all of us over to our uncles and families for Xmas, to say hello and that we were all thinking of them. Anyway, what we failed to realise on one occasion was that on the other side of the tape was one of our "radio shows" that my sister and me used to do all the time, called The James and Helen Show lol. All of our relations in the States were apparently in fits of laughter listening to our stupidity. It was the shi%%iest show you'd ever have heard, believe me. Cringe!

You little ****ing dork!

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Enid

You little ****ing dork!

Oh, we were dorks of the highest order. At one stage she interviewed me as Oprah Winfrey while I impersonated Michael Jackson. AHhhhhh.

[Firewire]

A few weeks back we were in Physics and the teacher picked me to come out to the front. So when I was out there he was like, "Get in your car." So I stepped to the left, and he was like "Is that how you get in your car?" and unenthusiastically I said "Yes." He then told me to drive over there. I was really like 'no please no' inside, so I pretended I was driving along. And it was really embarrassing because apparently I wasn't driving, I was dancing. Anyway, everyone was laughing, and so was I, I was laughing because I was highly embarrassed. He told me to do it again, back the way but faster. Then back again slower. I was about to slit my wrists.

[Firewire]

Originally Posted by setanta

Oh, we were dorks of the highest order. At one stage she interviewed me as Oprah Winfrey while I impersonated Michael Jackson. AHhhhhh.

God I'd so love to hear that.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Possiblehousemate

Umm too many!

But most recent ,,

this monday i went to a club, i took drugs and alcohol, and i went back to a house party with about 10 ppl maybe a few more, was very small place so we were all cramped in, anyway i ended up naked dancing around, followed by me putting my head up a really fat girls drss and leaving it there for 5 mins as a dare.. and then i had to let her lick my toes..

and i also told everybody i loved them and felt everyone up.. im so ashamed as im not usually so sexual.

VERY EMBARRASSING

why i'm not on big bro ive no idea ;P hahaha
Not sure the public could handle that though, i'd probs get thrown out.

Oh lets not get into drunken stories. That's too much. lol. We all have those ones.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by Jonathan.

God I'd so love to hear that.

It was absolutely pathetic stuff. Can you imagine all your relations hearing that rubbish? The horror.

[Stacey.]

ah, i have so many! but this is my favourite... when i was in year 7!
-the bus just arrived at school, we were all getting off, and the keyring on my trousers got stuck down the side of the bus! so there i was; walking towards the front of the bus, and someone behind me called 'Stacey, i think youre... stuck?' i looked behind me to see my keyring had been stretched all the way down to the front, and i was like 'oh yeah..' and i walked backwards and released it. Then half the bus were just laughing at me still waiting to get off. i must have gone bright red! then my friend was waiting for me and said 'where did you get to?' i actually still laugh so much at that, to this day!