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10-05-2010, 01:40 AM | #1 | |||
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE OR RUSSIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY; YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENCE, NATIONAL INSURANCE CARD, MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE. Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of......
'ASYLUM'. Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: HIJACK AN AIRLINER and win A COUNCIL HOUSE ! We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer.. And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport, and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM' Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging, burgling and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Euro star. No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM' A few years ago, 140 members of a Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel.... They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain ...... Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area, in Historic Bedfordshire. If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience . .. . Just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help - for FREE ! It won't cost you a penny. And . .. . It could change your life forever So play today. Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas....the list is endless EVERYONE IS WELCOME - INCLUDING ALL YOUR OWN WIVES AND CHILDREN COME ON DOWN ! Get along to the airport ! Get along to the lorry park ! Get along to the ferry terminal ! Don't stop in Germany or France ! All European countries will willingly speed you on your way ! Come straight to Britain And you are: **** GUARANTEED **** to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.. Everyone's a winner, when they play 'ASYLUM' BUT HURRY TIME IS RUNNING OUT Last edited by Shasown; 10-05-2010 at 02:17 AM. |
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10-05-2010, 05:58 AM | #2 | |||
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Caps that long are Illegal on this Forum.
You need to change that Post. You could use Colors Your Topic is Bang on Right , though. Last edited by arista; 10-05-2010 at 06:00 AM. |
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10-05-2010, 06:57 AM | #3 | |||
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10-05-2010, 07:10 AM | #4 | |||
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10-05-2010, 07:36 AM | #5 | |||
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Sorry but the election was last week and the BNP lost
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10-05-2010, 07:53 AM | #6 | |||
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10-05-2010, 02:01 PM | #7 | |||
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R.I.P Kerry x
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He's right, and this is nothing to do with the BNP. He is telling it how it is but people often shy away from the truth and hide behind words such as 'Multiculturalism' and 'Racism'.
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10-05-2010, 02:04 PM | #8 | |||
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10-05-2010, 02:41 PM | #9 | ||
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Life in the city.
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10-05-2010, 02:45 PM | #10 | |||
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This is true to an extent but the majority of immigrants who are found here illegally will get deported.
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10-05-2010, 03:09 PM | #11 | |||
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Last estimate was that there are at least a million illegal immigrants in this country that Clegg and his woolyminded party want to give amnesty to, which will then enable those newly "legal" immigrants to bring mum, dad, wife, kids, granny etc over here as well.
This figure includes hundreds of thousands of failed asylum seekers, visa overstayers and children born to illegal immigrant parents. New Labour's inability to control immigration has massively disadvantaged the legitimate population here, so instead of talking amnesty, they should be talking rounding up and deporting. It is incredibly naive for people to believe that there are measures already in place that can identify and deport illegals.
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10-05-2010, 03:39 PM | #12 | |||
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I misunderstood Shashown in the first few lines. Mainly because it's more difficult to leave those countries than actually enter them.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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10-05-2010, 03:48 PM | #13 | |||
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10-05-2010, 04:01 PM | #14 | |||
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If you can, see the Simpson's episode from season 7 episode 23
That informs my view on the perception of how immigrants are blamed for societies ills
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10-05-2010, 04:08 PM | #15 | |||
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10-05-2010, 04:25 PM | #16 | |||
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Pretty much any organisation or system that is designed to help people is going to be abused or taken advantage of by some. For instance certain Hizb ut Tahrir members who arrived with an asylum application and are now living on insane benefits.
But what is your solution? A cap on the number of asylum seekers that can be permitted refugee status? As if this alters the real situation with illegal immigration which is not refugees, but the hundreds of thousands of people who arrive with a passport or forged VISA to work as cheap labour for undeclared employers.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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10-05-2010, 05:04 PM | #17 | |||
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What point am I dodging, I am uncomfortable with the way some treat immigrants as whipping boys
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10-05-2010, 05:11 PM | #18 | |||
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It is very easy to be tolerant and generous with resources if you don't live in an area where there are few immigrants and plenty to go around.
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10-05-2010, 05:12 PM | #19 | |||
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10-05-2010, 05:16 PM | #20 | |||
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Ditto as above! Even more pathetic than I originally thought.
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10-05-2010, 05:45 PM | #21 | |||
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The Simpsons may be a cartoon, but it has a reputation of being an astute commentary on our lives in the tradition of a Gilray cartoon.
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10-05-2010, 05:54 PM | #22 | |||
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Sticks you don't even really have a point. And you can't defend your 'views' so stop wasting your time in SD.
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10-05-2010, 06:37 PM | #23 | |||
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An Asylum seeker is a refugee granted immunity under International Law from arrest and/or extradition on the grounds of possible threats of violence or maltreatment in their original country An Immigrant is someone who enters another country with the intention of settling there. If you read the original Post I think you will find it doesnt mention immigrants, its about people seeking asylum and targeting this country and the fact this country is a soft touch for not only legitimate asylum seekers but also those who are merely wanting to settle here for personal gain not for protection and safety. Asylum is about a place of safety, yet there are many safe countries between their country of origin and here. The fact we allow so many to abuse the system will in itself produce problems when people in genuine need of asylum in this country are looked upon with suspicion as opposed to sympathy. Incidentally do you have a Simpson episode that deals specifically with Asylum seekers? |
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10-05-2010, 06:43 PM | #24 | |||
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I disagree, so tell you what, you report it and let a Mod decide eh?
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10-05-2010, 07:01 PM | #25 | |||
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Any attempts to debate the massive immigration problem we have is inevitably met with the brainwashed politically correct idiot's shouts of "racism" designed to prevent any meaningful or constructive discussion. It is we, the indigenous population, who now feel alienated and disenfranchised - it's a fractured society alright, and that is another crime to lay at New Labour's door.
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