[lily.]

* The Female always makes the Rules.

* The Rules are subject to change at any time without notification.

* No Male can possibly know all of the Rules.

* If the Female suspects that the Male knows all of the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

* The Female is NEVER wrong.

* If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something that the Male said or did wrong.

* If the above rule applies the Male must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

* The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

* The male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.

* The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

* The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

* The female must under NO CIRCUMSTANCES let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

* Any attempt to document there Rules could result in bodily harm.

* If the Female has P.M.S., all of the Rules are null and void.