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Old 31-12-2005, 11:12 AM #1
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Your Fortune Is



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The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Beauty is only a light switch away.

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Stand on toilet, get high on pot.

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If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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he he.. not as cheeky as... "Man who goes thru airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok"... (told you I was funny!)

however, I will now do the quiz:

Your Fortune Is



Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

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Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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These are v funny!
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Ziola is that awesome that he doesn't need a fortune.

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WOW! WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT?!
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Are you for real?? Joke!!! I edited it! Lmao!
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Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
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