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Old 20-01-2006, 10:09 PM #1
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Default I wish my grass was emo...

'Cause then it'd cut itself.

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Old 20-01-2006, 10:20 PM #2
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Not even a titter? I must be losing my touch..
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I dont find that funny really.

Im what people would class as 'emo' but i dont cut myself.
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Old 20-01-2006, 10:24 PM #4
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Hehe, read that somewhere before Zi.
It's just a joke, Glads, based on the 'oh no, my life is over!!!' emo crowd, rather than more level-headed ones like your fine self.
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My best mates are in that 'emo cut self crowd'
i dont like it.
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Old 20-01-2006, 10:37 PM #6
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Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, they like crying in the dark

Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten... one to screw it in, one to drop and break it, one to cut themself with it, and seven to cry and write a song about it

Q: If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
A: The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

Q: What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn't cry.

Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they only screw in a puddle of vomit.

Q: If there is a punk and a skinhead in the back of a car, who is in the front?
A: A cop.

Q: How do you get a one-armed punk out of a tree?
A: Throw him a beer.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just embrace the darkness.

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one exceptionally pretentious goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.

Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope!

Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.
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Old 20-01-2006, 10:41 PM #7
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I laughed at one of them.
the punk and other guy in the back of the car.
the rest are quite erm dire.
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Yeah well, sick jokes are my favourites.
For the record, I'm a goth, and find most goth jokes funny.
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XD Ahh Fangz, you're officially the Demi-God of my new religion.
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XD Ahh Fangz, you're officially the Demi-God of my new religion.
but dont you think stereotyping is a flaw within this world.
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Of course it's a flaw, but jokes are jokes. She wasn't being offensive to you personally, just joking around.
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Just so you know dont do anything rash today.
today hasnt been my best start to a day.
im likely to snap today.
i dont like stereotyping..unless i know what type of person it is.
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Ryan, I appreciate today hasn't been a good day for you, but then if this topic is getting you worked up, then avoid reading it!
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Ryan, I appreciate today hasn't been a good day for you, but then if this topic is getting you worked up, then avoid reading it!
this topic is here for everyone, i will read it.
well i just think it should be closed for the insanity of the rest of the forum
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Ryan, that's like saying you'll kill yourself because anyone can do it. If you don't like it, then don't read it. It's not particularly offensive.
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XD Ahh Fangz, you're officially the Demi-God of my new religion.
but dont you think stereotyping is a flaw within this world.
You're happy to sterotype chavs. If I posted a load of jokes about chavs, you'd probably love it.
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