[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i have just read the sales figures for water melons and guess what ?



never have i felt fruit i could adore,

yet again more points andrew did score.

it was classic even if a little strange,

innocence makes andrew have only the best range.

his self insecurities are forgotten when he drinks,

but this well brought up lad, only has decent links.

yes he's been naughty and told the nation,

water melons around the uk will have no sexual frustration.

the joe has always liked andrew and the winner with dave wont alter,

to say you put your rocket in a fruit, did make my eyes water.

melon sales are now rising,sex shops are stocking,

andrew is guilty of this sex frenzied, and you have to find this shocking.





(the joe did laugh watching this and i laugh so much putting my poem togther < hope you lot enjoy)

[Ammi]

A strange but true fact of ways to use a water melon
its rather funny, but in no way a grand felon
Its a little eye opener for our virgin Andrew
Wonder why he chose water and not honeydew?
Sam said he shoulda put it in the microwave
but third degree burns coulda meant a paramedic save
There are other fine fruits which the job would have done
They're sure not as big but just as much fun
Asda and Tesco have Andrew to thank
for increasing the sales of the water melon w**k

(not that I have personal experience of these fruit you understand) lol the Joe again

[Ammi]

Hey Joe instead of a poem we could write him a ballad
'The legend of Andrew and his naughty Fruit Salad'
lol - just a thought

[MojoNixon]

Originally Posted by dirtyvileHARRYuk

i have just read the sales figures for water melons and guess what ?



never have i felt fruit i could adore,

yet again more points andrew did score.

it was classic even if a little strange,

innocence makes andrew have only the best range.

his self insecurities are forgotten when he drinks,

but this well brought up lad, only has decent links.

yes he's been naughty and told the nation,

water melons around the uk will have no sexual frustration.

the joe has always liked andrew and the winner with dave wont alter,

to say you put your rocket in a fruit, did make my eyes water.

melon sales are now rising,sex shops are stocking,

andrew is guilty of this sex frenzied, and you have to find this shocking.





(the joe did laugh watching this and i laugh so much putting my poem togther < hope you lot enjoy)

[MojoNixon]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, and so am I"

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by rhino

A strange but true fact of ways to use a water melon
its rather funny, but in no way a grand felon
Its a little eye opener for our virgin Andrew
Wonder why he chose water and not honeydew?
Sam said he shoulda put it in the microwave
but third degree burns coulda meant a paramedic save
There are other fine fruits which the job would have done
They're sure not as big but just as much fun
Asda and Tesco have Andrew to thank
for increasing the sales of the water melon w**k

(not that I have personal experience of these fruit you understand) lol the Joe again

hello baby rhino < hows you today < just in from work and read your peace < great stuff < are you sure you done have any personal exsperience lol

i think from that its pushed andrew up to my winner ? whos yours rhino or is isit still to early ?

love to do a duet with you one day lol maybe we get a number but only in kashastan lol

[_Seth]

No-one cares about your poems. Write properly.

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by MojoNixon

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, and so am I"

I knew you were.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by Phlip

No-one cares about your poems. Write properly.

phlip you clearly do,
and you no the joe loves you.
if you didnt care you would not read,
my heart for you will always bleed.
you may follow me on ever post,
but mine and your love will always be a ghost.
till one day when you can not cope,
philp and everyone on tibb will prey to the pope .


lol and philip lol