[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Saturday express paper review by the Joe


flicking through the express and i have rage,
2 storey's which i don't want on the front page.
first being about Wayne and his game,
the fact he's only scored minimal goals this seasons, i assume he's lame.
his wages have risen £230,000 a week,
nearly £1 million a month, this recession is not bleak.
then onto story number 2, which is over seas aid,
£2000 from every UK house hold, labour gave us this spade.
paying back the deficit is now a unwelcome chore,
you would think Wayne would help us all score.
the whole set up is wrong, from footballers wages to the aid and the UK debt,
i want anarchy like in France, because justice is what the UK should get.

(hi tibb message board. the joe was flicking through this paper today and these 2 storys got me going. dose anyone else get annoyed by them or do you think wayne is atully badly paid ? and should this country be helping others when we are in such a mess ? )

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

NO!

[_Seth]

Please go wash your greasy hair, "parsnip".