[Shaun]

On January 12, 1968, Allah gave unto us his most treasured possession. Brown locks flowing to the floor in luxurious curls and illustrious waves, this Massachusetts fox soon begun her saintly offensive on the Western Hemisphere, bringing down evil infidel-establishments such as Enron and Big Brother (the latter as a spy, in 2006).

It is Allah's mission unto the Bingham to vex all those who cross her path with the Swollen Clitoris, as Mohamed told unto us at the Masjid al-Nabawi, and superior wisdom and intellect. Cross us at Allah's mercy. Allāhu Akbar

Youtube video

YOU SMILE, MY HEART IS SLOWLY BREAKING BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE DREAMING OF SOMEONE ELSE.

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.



The Holy Bingham

Members:
Dezzy
LemonJam
Matt
Shaun
Zee

Staff:
Rory - vagisil supplier
lily. - maid
Beastie - barmaid

[Tom4784]

We're spectacular.

[Z]

spec/

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Rory - vagisil supplier

Thank god for that, I'd ran out

[Iceman]

Guest
Viewing 'No Permission' Message Replying to Thread
Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris

Guests want in on this.....

[LemonJam]

hai.

[Shaun]

you are confusing us with Cleo Rocos' inflamed labia, Judas. Away with your indecency.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

We're spectacular.

Originally Posted by Zee

spec/

[GiRTh]

can i join?

[Matt]

Originally Posted by GiRTh

can i join?

Sorry but girth would only make her clitoris swell more

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by Matt

Sorry but girth would only make her clitoris swell more

-chokes-

[Shaun]

We can only have teams up to 5 sorry unless you'd like to join the staff.

[Tom4784]

*dances to the Happi song*

[arista]

Originally Posted by Shaun

We can only have teams up to 5 sorry unless you'd like to join the staff.

Spiffing
you Hussy

[Matt]

188 views already, YAY

Not long until we're more popular than naked Emily Parr

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Judas

We are only 8 views behind but we will beat you know on views aswell as brains. MTV's Jusy and the Happy Turtles will never be defeated, you dirty bunch of clits. Even arista thinks you are all hussys.

No you won't - you're bigger twats than we are, and we're named after a vagina

[Stu]

You think the clit is swollen now? Just wait until it's fisted by an old man on steroids.

That's us, baby.

HAVE AT YOU!

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Matt

Sorry but girth would only make her clitoris swell more

PMSL!

[Shaun]

we've survived arista and GiRTh, we'll survive Sylvester Stallone - you're forgetting that we've breathed the same air as your mother Jackie we know everything about your franchise, infidel. Allāhu Akbar

[Stu]

... Sylvester ... Stallone?

Focus on the task at hand, boy. Taking down the mighty Rocky Balboa and his all star heavyweight dream team.

[Tom4784]

We're winning in the view stakes, we'll take the game with ease too. Rocky Balboa will have to settle to being left in the shadows of Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris.

[Stu]

'The views stake'

.

[Judas]

Originally Posted by Matt

No you won't - you're bigger twats than we are, and we're named after a vagina

- pretends to take joke seriously -

Turtle, ban these bitches.

Originally Posted by Dezzy

We're winning in the view stakes, we'll take the game with ease too. Rocky Balboa will have to settle to being left in the shadows of Traci Bingham's Swollen Clitoris. .

The views only refresh periodically... you wait untill tomorrow, the world wide web will be flocking to see MTV's Jusy and the Happy Turtles/Vanessa Hudgens vadge.

[Shaun]

the sex was spectacular

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Shaun

the sex was spectacular

I'm not sure Traci agrees