[waterhog]

THE BACHELOR - FUN OR CRIMINAL

call me thick,
call me silly, dumb and even a pain,
but unlike Gavin Henson,
thank god i am not that vain.
finding a partner is hard,
it is full of difficulties,
as both sex's will find out,
its rife with hidden casualty's.
so how do you meet,
and find your perfect lover,
do you simply set up your own show,
or go clubbing, and see in the morning who you discover.
i now see where i went wrong,
for i played the game with instant gratification,
Gavin has worked it out,
the long game will succeed and wont lead to medication.
why did theJoe settle,
when i could have picked the cream of the crop,
i could have had any hair co-lour,shape,size,or age,
Gavin is teaching theJoe how to shop.
just like big brother,
ch5 have done one more blunder,
BB and the Bachelor have common ground,
they both deserve to be down under.


the common ground is they are both unwatchable. seen as ch5 have ruined BB that theJoe used to live for. i am so sad and i feel like ending it all, you should be ashamed of yourself ch5)

(I AM SURE MOST NO THEJOE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD NOW AND RELIZE I AM A HUGE BB FAN, WELL THAT WAS UNTILL CH5 DESTROYED THE SHOW I LIVE FOR. ANYWAY I WAS WATCHING THE BACHELOR ON CH5 AND I SWARE TO GOD I AM NOT JOKING BUT THEY REALLY NEED TO SORT THERE SHOWS OUT. AFTER SHOW THE DISGRACEFUL BB AND NOW THIS THEY SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN - DOSE ANYONE AND I MEAN ANYONE AGREE WITH ME OR DO YOU THINK I HAVE A BB IN MY BONET LOL )

[RichardG]

I still love Big Brother but I agree that The Bachelor is awful.

[fruit_cake]

it is kinda awful but I still like watching it

[HBB1508]

I'm sad to say I'm losing interest in BB now that CH5 have been so biased - I don't mind who wins but they should win on merit and not by manipulation.

[Jackie]

The Batchelor is sooooooooooooooooo dragged out he already knows who he likes probably from day one.

[boomoo]

Originally Posted by Jackie

The Batchelor is sooooooooooooooooo dragged out he already knows who he likes probably from day one.

He did know from day one and so did most of the girls. Hence some walked away.
I reckon topless model with the childish voice but of course he may surprise me and go for class.

[Jamsey]

I thought you were quitting the poems, what is going on?

Could you atleast please put "poem" in the title rather than misleading people?

[Cromwell1900]

Arr Joe i read to the end of the Poem this time

BB is different this year but i like most of the changes. As for the Batchelor it sucks.

[waterhog]

cromwell < respect < as for the rest of you < I WOUNDER WOULD THEY LET ME START UP A SHOW LIKE GAVIN < would anyone turn up or would theJoe be on his todd like normal JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[King Gizzard]

the Joe you should seriously consider sending some of your work to Dej Jam

[Doogle]

This is actually quite a good poem

I kinda agree. But The Bachelor is much worse.