[spintronic]

I'm pretty sure the training she received taught her how to;

1) Make a bed.
2) Prepare meals.
3) Wash bedding.

She has to know survival training, CPR, defibrillation, compression ratios etc etc etc.

She's fake, and here is some of the training she has had.


From wiki:

Qualifications

[edit]Training

Flight attendants are normally trained in the hub or headquarters city of an airline over a period that may run from six weeks to six months, depending on the country and airline. The main focus of training is safety. ....

Safety training includes, but is not limited to: emergency passenger evacuation management, use of evacuation slides/life rafts, in-flight firefighting, survival in the jungle, sea, desert, ice, first aid, CPR, defibrillation, ditching/emergency landing procedures, decompression emergencies, Crew Resource Management and security.

... It shows that a level of required training has been met. It is not limited to the airline at which the attendant is employed (although some initial documents showed where the holder was working), and is the attendant's personal property. It does have two ratings, called Group I and II. Either or both of these may be earned depending upon the type of aircraft (propeller or turbofan) on which the holder has trained.[11]
... as well as having modules in the curriculum to help students gain employment with an airline. These schools often use actual airline equipment in their lessons, though some are equipped with full simulator cabins capable of replicating a number of emergency situations.
[edit]Language
Multilingual flight attendants are often in demand to accommodate international travellers. The languages most in demand, other than English, are French, Spanish, Mandarin, Cantonese, Japanese, Arabic, German, Portuguese, Italian, and Greek.

[Tribal Spaceman]

She's been playing up her "stupidity" for weeks now...

[spintronic]

Originally Posted by Tribal Spaceman

She's been playing up her "stupidity" for weeks now...

True, and there's no way on earth I believe she believes Barby is a real person.

Complete fony.

Although the biggest fony by far is Louise.

[Tribal Spaceman]

Alex started overdoing it around the same time that Tom teamed up with her.
I really liked her at first but the change has been so obvious.

[alex_front2]

How many more times with they mention the 'oh so hilarious spray tan task ™' on BBOTs.
I reckon 20.

I think Tom, Faye, Anton, Aaron, Jay and previously Harry have all indicated that they have cracked onto her pretend stupidity schtick. Faye mentioned it on BBOTs but was shot down. Slating Alex and Louise isn't allowed.

[HBB1508]

I think she is totally fake and the spray tan task was funny the first time round but now it's getting on my wick the amount of mentions it keeps getting - if that is all she is going to be remembered for then she isn't a worthy winner in my book.

[spintronic]

We all need to vote Aaron.

She's too much of a dark (shady) horse.

I'd hate for her 2 win, just because she cleverly duped the nation into thinking shes thick.

[alex_front2]

Originally Posted by HBB1508

I think she is totally fake and the spray tan task was funny the first time round but now it's getting on my wick the amount of mentions it keeps getting - if that is all she is going to be remembered for then she isn't a worthy winner in my book.

Have I mentioned the hilarious spray tan task ™?

This week the hilarious spray tan task ™ mentioned was by Matt Willis (it's funny how he has the same surname as the host Emma, who loves hilarious spray tan task ™ but doesn't seem to be able to say anything else about Alex). The hilarious spray tan task ™ was also praised by the grey hair bloke who does those dodgy web statistics about how as many men fancy Alex as they do Louise *cough cough*. Brian Dowling mentioned the hilarious spray tan task ™.

The hilarious spray tan task ™ has been chuckled over this week also by Jamie East.

On the BB quiz Josie Gibson said how much she loved Alex's hilarious spray tan task ™, and BB10 finalist David Ramsden said Alex should win for the hilarious spray tan task ™.

Also the Aussie Actor Mark Little who was in Neighbours (playing Joe Mangle) told us how 'funny' the hilarious spray tan task ™ was.

Can I just mention Alex's hilarious spray tan task ™ once again, I don't think it gets mentioned enough.

[Parmy]

She's still fun though.

[alex_front2]

Originally Posted by HBB1508

I think she is totally fake and the spray tan task was funny the first time round but now it's getting on my wick the amount of mentions it keeps getting - if that is all she is going to be remembered for then she isn't a worthy winner in my book.

How dare you, the hilarious spray tan task ™ is probably the funniest thing 'eva on da TV, innit. You get me, blud?'

[alex_front2]

Originally Posted by parmnion

She's still fun though.

Nope, just a buffoon. Plus she's thick, vacuous, fake and in imbecile who goes on about Barbie and likes to take pride in the fact she can't (allegedly) make a bed. Alexpride. But if you call tin foil songs fun, plus favorite tooth discussions and like a cut price Narinda/ Helen Adams/ Brian Bellow facsimile then you go for it, blah de blah. knock yourself out with all that 'fun'.

[HBB1508]

Originally Posted by alex_front2

How dare you, the hilarious spray tan task ™ is probably the funniest thing 'eva on da TV, innit. You get me, blud?'

[LJH23]

No doubt she'll win it, because of the people that vote for young girls who are nice but boring.

Big Brother died last year for me I'm afraid, everything about this year has been awful:

1.Contact with outside world
2.Allowing people in the house to talk to them openly
3.No LF
4.Worst editing I have ever seen in my life, name tags in the last week, do they think we're Alex?
5.The awful spin off shows that I hope they axe next year
6.Messing with nominations
7.Brian is an awful presenter
8.The eviction crowd are always awful, booing everything, it never used to be like that

I could go on and on but I've had my rant now!

[alex_front2]

Originally Posted by LJH23

No doubt she'll win it, because of the people that vote for young girls who are nice but boring.

Big Brother died last year for me I'm afraid, everything about this year has been awful:

1.Contact with outside world
2.Allowing people in the house to talk to them openly
3.No LF
4.Worst editing I have ever seen in my life, name tags in the last week, do they think we're Alex?
5.The awful spin off shows that I hope they axe next year
6.Messing with nominations
7.Brian is an awful presenter
8.The eviction crowd are always awful, booing everything, it never used to be like that

I could go on and on but I've had my rant now!

Not so sure she'll win it. Most of her fans are really 'stop Aaron winning fans' who supported Jay 3 weeks ago.

A lot of her phoneyness is brushed under the carpet. BBOTs just bend the truth to suite the agenda. For example about 3 weeks ago Emma Willis told us in no uncertain terms that Faye was 19. They backtracked last week when they realised we knew that this wasn't true so they listed her age crossed it out ̶1̶9̶,̶ ̶2̶0̶,̶ ̶2̶1̶,̶ ̶2̶2̶

There is never any debate about Alex - they've even began to criticise former golden boy Jay. They just show her 'hilarious fake tan task ™' and then move on. No debate, no discussion, nothing. They can't even come up with why they like her other than her 'hilarious fake tan task ™' Whenever someone in the audience expresses a dislike for Alex it's either ignored or met with incredulity from Emma 'how can you not want Alex to win?'

[LJH23]

Originally Posted by alex_front2

No so sure she'll win it. Most of her fans are really 'stop Aaron winning fans' who supported Jay 3 weeks ago.

I won't mind that much if she does win, she's played a game that's gone under the radar, even on Biased on the side.

[alex_front2]

Alex winning will be really bad for the show.

You'll be able to pick out the 3 HMs next year who will be only ones who can win - those who act the thickest and have the least opinions. Anyone who doesn't conform to this has no chance. Take Harry, vegetarian warrior Jodie Marsh said 'oh I hate him he hunts foxes.... but I'd admit he's funny and been entertaining'. So in a nut shell because Harry isn't towing the dumb blandie nicey wicey line he wouldn't have won, even the people who do find him funny took against him for his fox hunting.

They should just fill the house with Alex and Jays next year and be done with it if this is who is supposed to win.

[Jordan.]

No faker than Aaron

[alex_front2]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

No faker than Aaron

Thank you for admitting that as Aaron admits that he's got a game plan from day 1. And iterated the fact that he was playing a game in the diary room on day 3. But loving the fact that you seem triumphant with your 'pat' smilie, bless.

[spintronic]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

No faker than Aaron

Aaron is the least fake hm ever.

The only one to speak his mind, and go against the pathetic peer pressure of morons like Jay & Louise. (The 2 grossest people I've ever watched)

"I'm dead real me, I'd never do anything like that on tv".

Oh really Louise,

(Spoiler Nude Scene)http://boobiesandblood.com/wp-conten...ong_turn_3.jpg

And as for everyone critisising Harry for fox hunting, I suggest they watch this,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP0PB6ZgxDo

And then complain about ***ALL*** the womens leather handbags, skirts, jackets etc etc etc

Jodie Marsh = Hypocrite.





Louise = Hypocrite.

[Bluerang1]

Plus she can spell sellotape. OMG it is an "s"...(spell-check) I thought she was right. She isn't fake then xD Damn it's really and "s"? Wow.

[Parmy]

Originally Posted by alex_front2

Nope, just a buffoon. Plus she's thick, vacuous, fake and in imbecile who goes on about Barbie and likes to take pride in the fact she can't (allegedly) make a bed. Alexpride. But if you call tin foil songs fun, plus favorite tooth discussions and like a cut price Narinda/ Helen Adams/ Brian Bellow facsimile then you go for it, blah de blah. knock yourself out with all that 'fun'.

Thanks, I am.

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by spintronic

Aaron is the least fake hm ever.

Stopped reading here. You're beyond help.

[spintronic]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

Stopped reading here. You're beyond help.

Who is the fakest?

A) Someone who would never spend £500 on a gift for a stranger, and has the balls to say so?

B) Someone, who tells everyone;

1) "I'm real me"
2) "I'm not shady"
3) "Get a Vicar, I'm gonna marry Jay'"
(And then says she'd never go with him outside)
4) Spends £500 behind Aarons back, & then rants on *ALL NIGHT* that;
4a) "That cost £500 that did".
4b) "We bought that, not Aaron".
4c) "That cost £500 that did".

C) A flight attendant, who
Provides bedding, pillows, & meals for passengers.
Is qualified in Cardiopulmonary resuscitation techniques, knows how to work a defibrillator, has survival training, knows the physics of cabin pressures, and then;

1) Pretends she can't make a bed.
2) Tells everyone barby is real.
3) Pretends not to know how to make a meal.
4) And makes out she can't spell basic words, that could endanger lives in the air.

You decide.

[LJH23]

Originally Posted by spintronic

Who is the fakest?

A) Someone who would never spend £500 on a gift for a stranger, and has the balls to say so?

B) Someone, who tells everyone;

1) "I'm real me"
2) "I'm not shady"
3) "Get a Vicar, I'm gonna marry Jay'"
(And then says she'd never go with him outside)
4) Spends £500 behind Aarons back, & then rants on *ALL NIGHT* that;
4a) "That cost £500 that did".
4b) "We bought that, not Aaron".
4c) "That cost £500 that did".

C) A flight attendant, who
Provides bedding, pillows, & meals for passengers.
Is qualified in Cardiopulmonary resuscitation techniques, knows how to work a defibrillator, has survival training, knows the physics of cabin pressures, and then;

1) Pretends she can't make a bed.
2) Tells everyone barby is real.
3) Pretends not to know how to make a meal.
4) And makes out she can't spell basic words, that could endanger lives in the air.

You decide.

One of the best posts I've ever read on here!!

[Ramsay]

Of course she's fake