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HOUSEMATES ! Emma has gone into labour....the tast is for the housemates to deliver the baby....

ALEX.....ohhhh nuuuuuu ...Oh Barbie im not aving this for you pet.......let me get me jimmy choos on an alll gi ye a push.....

LOUISE....ohhh big brova..most romantic thing ive eva seen, ooh Jay, how adorable are you climbing on her to give err one...i aint a bit shady ova a bit of mess down below me big brova..this is reallly real......

AARON.......ohhhh dear poppet.....holy mackeral...is that what it looks like down there......oooo kkkkkkkk!!!

JAY..move ova pet, i gonna gey ya the thrill o ya life lyke....ive pumped up me muscles for this big brova... i really av lyke.....Loo -pass me that towel that i just wiped me bum on......and think theres some freshly boiled pee in the bath......away man...nuuuuuu.....

TOM: Ohhhhhhh BAB !!!!!!!!! it is a BAB...........


and to top it all Lauren Harris thinking....why the hell have i gone through all this for this !!! lol....