[Deep2]

I fail to see why Mikey is fourth favourite. Pete, Nikki (whom I detest) a him beong nd Glyn have arguably been entertainment. What has Mikey done?
He is a common lad who constantly swears, can hardly construct a sentence of english that makes sense and has absolutely no personality whatsoever.
And I haven't forgotten his sexist audition tape, which shows what a pig he is or, if it was just to get into the house, how he was so ungenuine in the first place.
And he is ugly. What's this with him being good looking. A nose as long as an average man's penis, a chin twice as long, bad hair and a dull, unintelligent face.
Someone explain his appeal, please.

[hass]

he hasnt done nothing, that's why he is popular. you should know by now that the most anoying and argumentative housemates are voted out ASAP and we are left watching the losers!!!!

[stella]

"A nose as long as an average man's penis"


quality line

[Eloise]

Heyyy Mikey's gorgeous and that accent, woooossssshhhhhh

[Psylocke]

Urrgghh I never thought i would dislike the liverpudolian accent,but mikey makes even that boring and droll.