[waterhog]

H = Holly don't do it

i have recently proposed,
you was one of the three,
and the offer is still there,
if you want to marry and start a family tree.
there are a few rules,
none of which will nag,
look after Moria,
and don't dare go back to the scag.
Adam and Hannah need,
muck in and do your share,
i love you holly,
for you i really care.
don't be tempted by the devil,
these hard times make him inviting,
if you stay off the gear,
i promise a poem a day in my hand writing.
i don't want to see you heartless,
living for your hit fixture,
because the so called dealers,
to maximise there profit they will add nasty s to the mixture.
don't become a zombie,
in a 24 hour trance,
let me into your life Holly,
you don't need the devil, with you i will dance.
that's it, i have offered,
my name is Joe and with Emmerdale i have friction,
but i have faith in the best uk soap,
and i no, you will look after Holly and treat responsibility her shock addiction.

( hello everyone on this section of the message board dedicated to soaps. not sure if anyone can remember my emmerdale poem but i made the mistake of proposing to Hannah - Holly - and Victoria - well now i am going to be a man and stand by what i said - i hope Holly dose not dance with drugs as i have contacted ITV and said i am more then willing to look after her and keep her clean from this stuff - they have yet to contact me back lol but i just wanted to praise the farm for this horrible storyline because as bad as it is - it needs to be said and shown and like i say in my poem - emmerdale is the best and i no they will do a great job of this story line. i think we should give praise when its due and i feel everyone should contact itv at dutyoffice@itv.com and say how great this storyline is (i have sent them my poem). i am off for my medication now - a long nice walk on the farm lol )

[waterhog]

omg i see her put it under the desk - dont do it holly.

[King Gizzard]

madJOE and Rakim - Poetic License out May 13th

[Ammi]

..keep on rhyming Joe..bro

[waterhog]

who is rakim