[waterhog]

big ken 1000


please forgive me,
but a lady i want to poach,
is it your looks, personality, charismata,
maybe its the surname, " Roach".
i have known you for years,
you are 5 times a week in my living room,
i try to mimic you,
but my love life is yet to boom.
you must have a WMD,
and like Blair wrongly found out, it can not be concealed,
with 1000 on your bed post,
i can see its old, but working as its often peeled.
good luck Ken,
i to have OCD and i am writing fiery,
maybe i can try to understand your reasons,
as i am sure me and you will meet at the priory.

(this is what you call a true player lol - i have emailed ken this and asked for some tips as poetry is not woooing any ladys lol )