[Z]

This might flop but I'm convinced I can't be the only one.. do you ever have thoughts, usually in the form of questions, that play on your mind or trouble you in some way but you never say them out loud because they're so dumb or pointless? Like wanting to know something but knowing that it's so obvious that you'll sound stupid for asking, but you still don't know the answer?

Well anyway, my reason for starting this thread:

How come, when Cheryl Tweedy got done for assaulting a nightclub attendant, Nicola Roberts and the club they were in, didn't get done for being underage/letting an underager in? She was 16 or 17 at the time, a well known fact due to them coming from a reality TV show that focuses on age, looks etc. How did she get away with that, considering it was headline news and still gets talked about to this day? Jammy bitch.

[Smithy]

Yes omfg all the time

I was actually gonna make a stupid questions thread


How are damns built, like the water is always there, how did they build the three gorges damn or another really big one

[King Gizzard]

what even is this illuminati and why is jay z involved? It doesn't make sense

..well I asked it in the conspiracy thread but no one replied

[King Gizzard]

Why did Rio get away with shagging 43934838 birds last year but John Terry got hounded for sleeping with one?

[Marc]

Why does Kerry Katona exist?

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Nathan

what even is this illuminati and why is jay z involved? It doesn't make sense

..well I asked it in the conspiracy thread but no one replied

I said what the illuminati was in district 12 yesterday

[King Gizzard]

[Kate!]

How come, in the soaps, everybody just let's people they've known for 5 minutes move into their homes etc.

Aw, you're down on your luck, come and stay with me, you can work in my pub/shop/cafe. I'm QUITE sure you won't murder me/rape me/ steal all my stuff/burn my house down.

Oh dear.

[Kate!]

How come, in the soaps, everybody just let's people they've known for 5 minutes move into their homes etc.

Aw, you're down on your luck, come and stay with me, you can work in my pub/shop/cafe. I'm QUITE sure you won't murder me/rape me/ steal all my stuff/burn my house down.

Oh dear.

[King Gizzard]

why is there never any swearing in soaps (yes I know why but still)

[Smithy]

Carla called someone a bastard a few weeks ago

[Marc]

Why don't people in EE have washing machines, its a joke.

[Ninastar]

where do the people on jeremy kyle come from?

[GypsyGoth]

Who is going to answer all these question?

[Samuel.]

Why can women orgasm?

Like really, what's the point?

[King Gizzard]

why was I chosen to be a mod?

[Ammi]

..why aren't tissues round

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Yes omfg all the time

I was actually gonna make a stupid questions thread


How are damns built, like the water is always there, how did they build the three gorges damn or another really big one

They divert/drain the lake/river first.

[Roy Mars III]

Originally Posted by Nathan

what even is this illuminati and why is jay z involved? It doesn't make sense

..well I asked it in the conspiracy thread but no one replied

The illuminati most likely is a real thing, just 99% of what is said about it is made up. Really it was probably just a bunch of intellectuals who formed a group to debate and talk. Not around anymore, obviously. Now it has been fictionally made up to be this grand secret society running the world.

[Bollo]

What is the point in power walking?

Originally Posted by Ninastar

where do the people on jeremy kyle come from?

The north.

Originally Posted by Samuel.

Why can women orgasm?

Like really, what's the point?

It's a myth. No woman has ever orgasmed anywhere near me. Ergo, it doesn't happen.

[fruit_cake]

Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ

It's a myth.

oh really

[Kizzy]

Why do posh people eat expensive offal and say its nice?....you idiots

[Bollo]

Why does toast always fall butter side down?