[Lance]

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This has to be the funniest clip in BB history.

"Here's the batteries. Big Brother, can you open the (dunno what she says here!) and can we have our shopping because that selfish Yank has just eaten all the ****ing food and me and Imogen have got nothing to eat for breakfast now. He's had four bowls of cornflakes yesterday. Four. And they're not just normal bowls, they're ****ing mountains of cornflakes. Like, a mountain and a whole bag of sugar. We're running out of sugar aswell cos of him. And now ****ing goes and finishes off the whole thing of cornflakes. Massive mountain. And me and Imogen wanted to have them. And now there's none. And we're... Oh look! There's porridge oats. Porridge oats are good for you. They're healthy. Why don't you have them you fat ox?!"

Classic.