[waterhog]

poem petition - mp's true or false expense claims and to hopefully stop them ever claiming
again 03.11.12

that's it,
i have had more then i can take,
its time for change,
even if guilty or a mistake.
all mp's are privileged,
they have very high paid jobs,
this is no Sharwood forest,
they take from the poor and prevent wealthy robs.
i am demanding change,
because every day there is a new name,
this publicity has no effect,
mp's don't have quilt or shame.
as a uk tax payer,
this is my money they are thieving,
that's why i want a £500,000 fine,
and a instant dismissal they must be receiving.
i don't care if it was legal,
mp's must have a conscience inside,
to show some respect to your profession,
this pressure could make them slide.
do you want to highlight your mp,
please feel free to copy poem and paste,
get all your neighbors to sign,
saying you are disgusted with there waste.
if they no the community is angry,
the power is instantly shifted,
change to the "expenses" needs this publicity,
if this scandle is ever going to be lifted.


( after watching the news last night and seeing yet 1 more MP being done over this - i have had enough. if you want change please feel free to copy my poem and send it to your MP if they are guilty of doing this. we are all going through hard times and it is so unfair that they can get away with this.)

[Kizzy]

Bang on joe, I would post a rogues gallery outside the commons too, and inform the local press in the MP's constituency how much their representative has cost their essential services.

[GypsyGoth]

I don't think your ambitious petition

will make them hang their heads in contrition.

[joeysteele]

I agree with your sentiments as to this Waterhog but even MPs who have been caught fiddling expenses, after time get invited back and get made Junior Ministers,like David Laws for instance.
Hopefully this is the last one we hear about and at least,and 100% rightly so, he has given up his job as an MP,unlike a great many others.

[waterhog]

i am going into politics.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by waterhog

i am going into politics.

I'll bite... what do you mean water hog, are you running for a specific office?

[waterhog]

i think i might make a got prime minister,
expect more corruption and things that are sinister.
i will sort of the rich and them paying minimal,
no more will i fight wars that are un-winner-able.
no more perks to the rich and wealthy,
i am going to look after the poor and make them healthy.
drugs legalization to tougher punishment,
prostitution will no longer be a seedy judgement.
no more immigration till we are on our feet,
a double to the minimum wage will go down sweet.
tax avoidance will be my specialty,
because they pay the minimum and thats wrong to be reality.
all those in high paid job get no free health care,
read on for a heart scare.
all the empty propertys are going to be taken,
because this is a waste and needs to be shaken.
good riddance to recycling and all the clutter,
you no longer have 50 bins in your alley gutter.
education to children will be informative,
taken to the wards of smokers and drinkers will be no alternative.
i think i have covered everything now please vote,
do you want a nutty PM - only polling day me quote.

[Kizzy]

That sounds more like a rap! send it to plan b
agree with your policies, (except your objection to recycling)
But sad to say joe and joey, you are both missing one vital ingredient of an MP....
A supercilious attitude! haha!

[waterhog]

idea - lets recycle all MP's and sent them to china or where ever our waste is shipped out to.