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Old 06-05-2013, 11:10 PM #1
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My friend linked me to this, it's absolutely hilarious:

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/
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what did the cow say to the duck

he said stop staring at me and the duck said your fat .
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what do you call a snail without a shell

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loser!
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what newspaper story did the dog read.

how to do a poop in a bag !!!
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posted these in the jokes thread. They're amazing. My personal favourite:

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2 pigs are eating food
one pig eats to much and he throws up
the other one says don’t make more we are not going to eat it all.
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So how do we know these are actually jokes from children?
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They sound like Marcus jokes.
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So how do we know these are actually jokes from children?
because **** off Caitlin that's how
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They sound like Marcus jokes.
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Lmfao Claudia

And fair point Greg

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