[GlitterEyes]

Source

Glyn wanders into the diary room and begins jamming his mitt on every number and sniggering. He hits six, then nine. "Six…nine," says automated Big Brother. "Sixty-nine!" gurgles Glyn, making a perv face like Rik from The Young Ones. "Sixty-nine!" hoots Glyn, who is overjoyed by this comedy gold dust. The more I look at Glyn, the more I think he's a virgin. How convenient that all Glyn's sexual partners appear to be mysterious women he met up hills that he's never spoken to again.

Glyn reminds me of the boys in my class who'd come back after summer break with tales of mystery "dead-pretty girls on holiday" they'd been rutting senseless. It was always glaringly obvious that they'd actually spent two weeks in a caravanette with their mum and dad, drooling at girls over the top of their Terry Pratchett novel, with their cherries wholly untroubled. "Sixty-nine!" shouts Glyn again, working himself up into an accident.


Thoughts? Harsh? Spot on? Don't care? Lol..

[SiMoN!]

lol
does it matter if he is

[Ollie!]

That's Grace Dent there. Who really gives a flying bannana what she has to say? The mosted hated BB female ever. Try getting a job you stupid wannabe popstar!

[Lauren]

Wow. She is petty.

[Nowhere]

Originally posted by Ollie!
That's Grace Dent there. Who really gives a flying bannana what she has to say? The mosted hated BB female ever. Try getting a job you stupid wannabe popstar!

^^^^^^



Glyns entertaining and humourous, what does it matter if he's a virgin?!

[Edwin]

Originally posted by Ollie!
That's Grace Dent there. Who really gives a flying bannana what she has to say? The mosted hated BB female ever. Try getting a job you stupid wannabe popstar!

Is there something wrong with you?

SHE IS GRACE SHORT FROM BB SHE IS A JOURNALIST YOU MUG



And she isn't being harsh, she slags off all the housemates equally.

[RAS]

Originally posted by Edwin

Is there something wrong with you?

SHE IS GRACE SHORT FROM BB SHE IS A JOURNALIST YOU MUG



And she isn't being harsh, she slags off all the housemates equally.

No need to call anyone a mug in that situation is there.

You cup!!

[Lauren]

Originally posted by Edwin
And she isn't being harsh, she slags off all the housemates equally.

When she can get basis behind her opinions I will respect her a lot more. But her so called "slagging off" is so goddamn weak. She's pulling up an 18 year old lad on being a virgin.