[Benjamin]

...is when you are slightly merry/drunk and you reach that point where your alcohol is down to the last glass.

My red wine is now all gone. On the brightside I haven't got rowdy at someone on here tonight.

-glares at Claudia-

[Jake.]

When did you get rowdy at someone?

[Benjamin]

And I haven't been all lovely or sexual

-winks at wannashag-

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by JH95

When did you get rowdy at someone?

The other day. Kizzy, LJ and Shaun witnessed me flare up at thetruth in an apprentice thread, lol.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Ben

The other day. Kizzy, LJ and Shaun witnessed me flare up at thetruth in an apprentice thread, lol.

Oh why did I miss this

[Jake.]

But no I hate that, getting nearly there and running out, I usually try to make sure that I've got enough to keep me going

[Benjamin]

Well I would have got more but drinking more than one bottle by myself is probably borderline alcoholism/desperation lol.

Plus I have work today at midday until 11pm.

[Jake.]

**** it, if you're drinking by yourself you might as well go full on haha, and that's fine, plenty of time to recover

[Benjamin]

**** being hungover in hospitality, especially on the last day of half term. It'll be so busy and I find customers on Sunday afternoons the most cuntish of the week because they are all impatient and irritable because they have to go to work on Monday.

[Jake.]

Alright well bloody don't then, god

[lostalex]

even worse is when you've got plenty of booze but this happens...




It's like bringing home a hot guy and realizing your out of lube.

[Benjamin]

Oh, that is ****. I try and stock up in preparation.

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by lostalex

It's like bringing home a hot guy and realizing your out of lube.

Use your spit.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Ben

Oh, that is ****. I try and stock up in preparation.

Cigarettes or lube?

[Benjamin]

I think my last comment covered the lube situation, lol.

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Ben

Use your spit.

Olive oil is better, but it destroys the condom, which can be a good or a bad thing depending how you look at it. "i had no idea oil destroyed condoms! i swear!"

[Raph]

Jake knows this all too well, actually no he's always well equipped to get as drunk as he needs to get

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Ben

I think my last comment covered the lube situation, lol.

Yeah I only saw it after

[Jords]

Its a very sad moment which often results in me going to the shops for more.

[Benjamin]

I cannot say I have ever used olive oil, lol.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Raph

Jake knows this all too well, actually no he's always well equipped to get as drunk as he needs to get

I hate drinking only to run out, so I always make sure I've got cider at the ready

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Jords

Its a very sad moment which often results in me going to the shops for more.

Okay are we talking about the alcohol, the cigarettes or the lube now.

[Jords]

Originally Posted by Ben

Okay are we talking about the alcohol, the cigarettes or the lube now.

olive oil

[Jake.]

If people only read the bottom of this page, they are going to get the wrong idea

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Ben

I cannot say I have ever used olive oil, lol.

It's a good dose of omega 3's.