[AdamArmand]

Oh my god, whats wrong with me to think this? Lea looked as depraved and seedy as usual and Nikki looked like somebody had punched her to a pulp and sewn her back up again. Grace - no comment.

But Jayne... woof.

[RAS]

If she wasn't fat, she would probaly be a atrractive woman, but sadly she is obese, so that makes her very unatrractive.

[AdamArmand]

she looks a little bit like Elizabeth Taylor, the most classically beautiful woman of the 20th century (arguably!)

[Ollie!]

I'm thinking that I'd rather boil my balls in a vat of chip fat infested by piranhas than touch her, even with yours mate!

[Messiah]

I still find her about as desireable as grinding my ball bags up against some sand paper, but hey i guess that's just because i have standards....

[AdamArmand]

you dont fancy GLYN though, do you?

[Messiah]

Nope. I mearly find him the most entertaining of all the housemates left.

[AdamArmand]

Originally posted by Messiah
Nope. I mearly find him the most entertaining of all the housemates left.

I think he and Lea are well matched. They are both feted and rank and pervy.

[Messiah]

I don't know what feted is but i agree with the rank and pervy, but then again Jayne is hardly perfect herself.....

[GlitterEyes]

Jayne has a great personality but it is her manners that would make people think eww rather than her looks I think she can look really nice given the right clothes and make up etc.

[Messiah]

Yeah and a paper bag wouldn't hurt.

[abs]

lmao

[AdamArmand]

She's definatly hotter than Lea. But Jackie Stallone is hotter than Lea.

[abs]

LMAO

[Messiah]

Well i guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Glyn was stuck in that house for weeks so it's reasonable how he could mistake Lea for a attractive woman. But what's your excuse for thinking Jayne is?

[AdamArmand]

Originally posted by Messiah
Well i guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Glyn was stuck in that house for weeks so it's reasonable how he could mistake Lea for a attractive woman. But what's your excuse for thinking Jayne is?

Eyes. Va va voom. She's all WOMAN! As nature intended her! In 80 years time, somebody will find Lea's skeleton in the ground with 2 shrunken silicon balls on her chest... NOT what god intended.

[Diablo]

Glyns not so hot either so he would have to lower his standards...

PMSL at Jackie Stallone being hotter than Lea!

[Messiah]

Heheh, i guess i can see where you're coming from.

[Ollie!]

Originally posted by Messiah
Yeah and a paper bag wouldn't hurt.

Liposuction wouldn't either!

[Ollie!]

Originally posted by Diablo
Glyns not so hot either so he would have to lower his standards...

PMSL at Jackie Stallone being hotter than Lea!

Glyn is a stud! All the blonde women with big boobs are going to be queuing outside his house!

I think he'll pull a decent standard when he gets out. That's as long as he raises it above Lea!

[abs]

glyn will find a daily sport kind of woman easily lol...

[Diablo]

Originally posted by Ollie!

Glyn is a stud! All the blonde women with big boobs are going to be queuing outside his house!

I think he'll pull a decent standard when he gets out. That's as long as he raises it above Lea!

I know he'll get girls cos he's been on BB.. But he's hardly a stud. What was that hairdo all about (when he first went into the house)
He's a mess!

[Diablo]

I don't believe for a second that he had any kind of girls chasing him before he went in!

[AdamArmand]

Glyn is a sheep, he just wants to be an alpha male. All that crap he was talking in the diary room about how he knows how to pull a bird from his Emperor of Assholishness mentor Mikey the cheeky scally. He's got the emotional intelligence of a 3 year old and is about as subtle as a heart attack.

[Ollie!]

Yeah his hair was a mess when he entered the house and he was a proper geek! He's a stud now though.