[Crystal-Rose]

Why Ash Should Win (The Mirror)

1 TOLD Nikki to "know yourself little girl" - one of the best BB put-downs. It was during a row, sparked by Aisleyne yawning in one of Nikki's long monologues about herself. Nikki then called her a bitch - which led to the great reply.


2 WORE a thong bikini in the house whenever the sun came out - even though Mikey tried to take a bite out of her bum. Followed that up by wearing the raciest eviction outfit ever - a see-through blue handkerchief which hid nothing.


3 AISLEYNE was thrilled to get a degree - even though it was only from the University of Big Brother. Having learned 30 different words and phrases in sign language she gushed politely: "Thank you for the opportunity BB."


4 GRACE constantly called her a moose, even to her face. But Aisleyne got the last laugh after Grace bragged that she wanted to have a showdown with her - but then bottled it when she re-entered the house. Brilliant stuff.


5 SHE saw through Sezer straight away and told him he was a bully. And she's also kept us amused with one-liners including: "I'm just picking something out of my head." And talking about her boob job: "I paid four grand for them, so they'd better be nice!"


6 PUT up with horrible Spiral lusting after her and making claims such as: "I want to slice her arse like a loaf of bread." Managed to remain nice to him even though he never tired of trying to stick his tongue in her ear. Yuk!


7 AS Lea, Lisa, Nikki and Jennie flung themselves at Pete - Aisleyne held back. Until Nikki, Aisleyne was the only girl Pete had a genuine sexual interest in. She didn't rise to the challenge, because she wants a "man" not a "boy".


8 SHE needs the £100,000 prize money to keep her in make-up. Without mascara and eyeliner you can barely see her blonde lashes and eyebrows - in fact she is almost ghostly - but when she's put her slap on she looks stunning.


9 BEFORE re-entering the house, Nikki declared bitchily: "Every time I see Aisleyne I feel physically sick." However the Londoner has been friendly and gushed over the house romance saying: "I think it's beautiful." What a big-hearted girl.


10 SHE'S decided that Pete, Glyn and Nikki will take the top three places - she thought she'd be in the show for a fortnight. No one would be more surprised at winning than Aisleyne. It doesn't get more 'citing than that, does it Russell?


Woo ye! come on ash!!!