[Me. I Am Salman]

why was my thread deleted? we were just having a bit of fun..

*continues anyway*

10:03pm. Lisa ties several of Wolfy's bandanas together and uses it as a lasso to pull Laura out from the scuffle. Snarling at Tracey and demanding her to "go do one", Lisa lifts Laura over her shoulder and makes her way towards the Pod.

Angel decides it'd be best to not involve herself in the situation and resolves to take an ice bath to soothe her libido.

[Marsh.]

You were trying to create a filthy fanfic.

[Me. I Am Salman]

it wasn't dirty
now can you add a line/paragraph

[Marsh.]

Laure pulls down her thong....

[Me. I Am Salman]

don't make it dirty

[reece(:]

I thought my addition was well thought, shame it got closed :///

[Me. I Am Salman]

Please don't close this mods.

[Jack_]

Which thread?

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Which thread?

A thread of a hypothetical house which would have Tracey, Wolfy, Lisa, Angel and walker Laura in.

[Jordan.]

Which mod is a pressed Tracey stan

[Me. I Am Salman]

to those who didn't get to see the thread..

Wolfy Millington, Angel McKenzie, Lisa Wallace and Tracey Barnard enter the Big Brother house.

Day 22, 8:27pm. No housemates have been evicted so far. Big Brother has prohibited alcohol and cigarette use for the entire duration of the series and all shopping tasks have consistently been failed, meaning the house has survived on a mere £60 weekly budget for the past three weeks. This has clearly taken a toll on housemates who are visibly desperate and frustrated.

9:45pm - the housemates are gathered on the sofas. Laura McAdam, a 20 year old cashier from Stratford-upon-Avon, enters the house and hastily makes her way down the steps.



What happens next?

9.50pm - Laura's attempts to break down the door appear to be futile. Big Brother refuses to let her leave.

then it was Reece's line, what was it Reece?

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by reece(:

A thread of a hypothetical house which would have Tracey, Wolfy, Lisa, Angel and walker Laura in.

Oh that one...what was wrong with it? 👀

[Marsh.]

It was lesbian filth. With the odd joke about fur balls.

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Me. I Am Salman

to those who didn't get to see the thread..






then it was Reece's line, what was it Reece?

Laura gets Tracey to help her escape and Tracey smashes the door in proclaiming "AV IT!!!!" but it is left ambiguous whether it is Laura's door or BB's.

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[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Jack_

Oh that one...what was wrong with it? 👀

god knows

[Me. I Am Salman]

Full story so far. Please feel free to add

Tracey Barnard, Lisa Wallace, Angel McKenzie and Wolfy Millington enter the Big Brother house









Day 22, 8:27pm. No housemates have been evicted so far. Big Brother has prohibited alcohol and cigarette use for the entire duration of the series and all shopping tasks have consistently been failed, meaning the house has survived on a mere £60 weekly budget for the past three weeks. This has clearly taken a toll on housemates who are visibly desperate and frustrated.

9:45pm. The housemates are gathered on the sofas. Laura McAdam, a 20 year old cashier from Stratford-upon-Avon, enters the house and hastily makes her way down the steps.



What happens next?

9.50pm. Laura's attempts to break down the door appear to be futile. Big Brother refuses to let her leave.

9:56pm. Laura gets Tracey to help her escape and Tracey smashes the door in proclaiming "AV IT!!!!" but it is left ambiguous whether it is Laura's door or BB's.

10:03pm. Lisa ties several of Wolfy's bandanas together and uses it as a lasso to pull Laura out from the scuffle. Snarling at Tracey and demanding her to "go do one", Lisa lifts Laura over her shoulder and makes her way towards the Pod.

Angel decides it'd be best to not involve herself in the situation and resolves to take an ice bath to soothe her libido.

[Me. I Am Salman]

I'm sad this didn't take off.

[Shaun]

Time to give this a kick up the arse.

Day 23, 9:22pm



In walks Craig.

9:39pm

After introducing himself to the five girls, Craig takes a seat on the shag pile and runs his fingers through it. He brings himself to smell his fingers after and physically convulses.

Lisa, outside smoking, sees him and whispers to Laura, "what a ****ing fairy".

10:02pm



In walks Jayne

10:04pm

Wolfy introduces herself to Jayne and is then seen walking away, blushing, and mouthing the words "oh my god" to Lisa. Lisa laughs and adjusts her crotch. Jayne accidentally farts - it's a wet one - and apologises. "It's nerves", she says.

[Samm]

10:15 pm



Kemal fabulously walks into the house and goes to find a place to bitch with Lisa and Angel

11:01 pm
Angel says she is pregnant following her hot tub romp with Craig *Kemal and Lisa gasp in shock*

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[Headie]

11.30



Shabby walks in, but that's not all.



Caoimhe rides Shabby's coattails into the house despite not being chosen for the cast.

Caoimhe is shocked to see Kemal praying towards the door as she walks through it

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[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Hayden

.

oh that's brilliant

[HD]

this is actually amazing

[Pete.]

On Day 23, an unexpected new arrival saunters in



The unexpected housemates are eating dinner when Alex walks in. At one look at Wolfy's half cooked fish she shouts 'You'll Neva be ready. Memba I told you' then gets removed 49 minutes later for aggressive behaviour

#JusticeForHBIC

[Shaun]

pete it's day 23 ffs keep up

[Shaun]

11:51pm

As Shabby makes herself at home by throwing a ball for Caoimhe to fetch in the garden, she takes a seat with Craig and is mortified to discover that he's male. "No offence mate, but I had you down as a really hot girl." Craig's hand shoots to his mouth in shock.

11:55pm

News filters through the house about Craig being a male. In the bedroom, Kemal and Laura absorb the news with Jayne.
"That's ****ing ridiculous, fancy Big Brother putting in a bloke with all these girls," Jayne laughs, asking to borrow Kemal's blusher.
"I know right?", Kemal laughs awkwardly.

Day 24, 12:09am



Late as ever, Tracey discovers Craig's secret.

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