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Old 04-10-2006, 10:28 PM #1
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Default Ice Cream man found dead!!!!

Our local Ice Cream man was found dead in his van today!!!

.. the police were called out to find the cause of his death.

.. they found lots of those "hundreds & thousands" on him.




.. they said he topped himself.
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lol thats
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I'm like the only one who doesn't get it?
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Okay the man was dead, when a ice cream gets topped up using 100s and 1000s, so hes got them on him meaning hes topped himself.

^^Do you get it now
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For a moment there I thought that was a serious story!!! Made me chuckle
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Hehe.
I actually get it. I never get jokes
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I always get jokes, but I'm a bit slow.
Took me a while to get this one too, but I get it now.

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i am not just saying this

but i dotn get it
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Quote:
Originally posted by simon_ha
i am not just saying this

but i dotn get it
ok.
What do you usually put on the top of an ice-cream? sauce, flake, hundreds & thousands etc.
The police said he'd killed himself, and they found a topping on him (the hundreds & thousands), and said he had topped himself (eg another phrase for killed himself).

do you get it now?

takes the edge off a joke when you have to explain it! lol!
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lol i thought it was seriesous at firsl lol and i didnt get it

Thanks Tropical Sun for explaining it lol
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lmao ohhhhh
I get it!!!

Hehe
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no probs! but do you think its funny!!
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no probs! but do you think its funny!!
lmao Bonnie is always funny if a little crazy
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i get it but i dont find it that funny i not sure why though i want to laugh but i dont know why i cant
helpppppppppppp call the men in white coats!
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*dials number*
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Quote:
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Okay the man was dead, when a ice cream gets topped up using 100s and 1000s, so hes got them on him meaning hes topped himself.

^^Do you get it now

lol thanks i didnt get it
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