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Old 13-02-2015, 11:48 PM #1
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I actually just saw someone on fb say they were 'off to give the boyfriend his valentines BJ' and they were completely serious but that's not whats making me laugh, the next comment was from their granny yes granny asking 'whats that hen?' the status is now gone hahahah

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Maybe Granny will have her memory jogged and start pleasing Grandad. False teeth in glass of water time.
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what if that's the last thing she posts

what if she chokes on her fella's wishbone

she's gonna look pretty stupid then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have we got any updates from the boyfriend on his valentines BJ yet Josy?
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Josy is too busy today honing her BJ technique of a length of copper pipe for tonights sextravaganda with her man to be updating you
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I hope like the next time they have dinner or something the granny is like 'did you enjoy your Valentines BJ?'
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