[waterhog]

cold calling 30.09.15



in the night middle

when you are fast asleep

you really don't want to fiddle

not even with a 4am creep.

you are in shock

like coming out of a coma

worry and tragedy is the knock

all this instead of a gentle spreading coffee aroma.

so you grab your phone

answer in pure panic

then you hear the computer and monotone

and your rage is bigger then the Atlantic.

"would you you like to get double glazed"

we notice the rise in burglary

your nights sleep is now erased

in your head is thoughts of savagery.

to the young it won't effect

they won't be angry or bitter

infarct it will help then connect

it will be there main chat on twitter.

i am looking to spread my crime

reading poetry at 4am will infiltrate

in the iconic highgate phone box is this rhyme

but laughable as this line is no way communicate.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by waterhog

cold calling 30.09.15



in the night middle

when you are fast asleep

you really don't want to fiddle

not even with a 4am creep.

you are in shock

like coming out of a coma

worry and tragedy is the knock

all this instead of a gentle spreading coffee aroma.

so you grab your phone

answer in pure panic

then you hear the computer and monotone

and your rage is bigger then the Atlantic.

"would you you like to get double glazed"

we notice the rise in burglary

your nights sleep is now erased

in your head is thoughts of savagery.

to the young it won't effect

they won't be angry or bitter

infarct it will help then connect

it will be there main chat on twitter.

i am looking to spread my crime

reading poetry at 4am will infiltrate

in the iconic highgate phone box is this rhyme

but laughable as this line is no way communicate.

Your best yet waterHog - really.

[Ammi]

..what do you tend to say to cold callers on the phone, Joe..?..

[waterhog]

what do you mean - I spend a fortune calling all in sundry from that phone box and at 4am being so high up - my gonads get very cold and shrivel. ( sorry maybe to much info) I have had a few deep meaningful conversations and I nearly pulled. when I found out I had to got through to a lady and she was prepared to give me her house - I got really excited but so disappointed as the old lady I got through to was just playing monopoly in her OAPs care home and she got mixed up and thought she lived in a pent house on the "old kent road".

don't worry about me and what I say to them ammi - just prey I don't get through to your number tonight lol