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Womens fault for wanting us to put it down.
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I usually pick it up. Or wipe it/shower it if stuff happens.
It´s not nice to sit on your own/or someone else´s pee, when you have to take care of business ie: crap one out. Last edited by Calderyon; 22-02-2016 at 11:16 PM. |
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To be honest I always wipe the seat after a No.2, just in case I got any on there
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I always wipe my own piss off of the Toilet Seat if I need to go at both ends at the same time.
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The dirty bastards
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Flag shagger.
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If they can't find a hole the size of a toilet seat with the light on, what chance have they got of finding a smaller one in the dark, eh?
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oh as if yours is smaller, Livia
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![]() ![]() ![]() That's how "backdoor" accidents occur.
Last edited by Marsh.; 29-02-2016 at 06:22 PM. |
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Likes cars that go boom
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You regretting this thread yet Amy?...
Slugs and snails, that's what they're made of, they all leave trails.
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Last edited by Kizzy; 29-02-2016 at 07:06 PM. |
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![]() When women leave used sanitary towels rolled up on the side. |
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Peeing on the toilet seat is a bit stupid but missing the bowl entirely cos you can't be bothered to switch the bathroom light on, I'm guilty of that one.
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i just wipe it with my sleeve and jobs a good un
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well this morning at 6.30 i actually did mis the pan and hit the floor with the first salvo - boys sometimes do this if the eye and foreskin are not aligned properly and you are firing a heavy bore weapon
but i cleaned it up with bleach and lashings of bog roll
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But LT's the mastur.
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Have you never been to a public toilet before? Half of the ones I've been in where like a crime scene.
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