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BB17 Discuss the series (won by Jason Burrill, runner-up Hughie) and all the housemates in this forum.

Housemates (tags): point Alex, point Andrew, point Andy, point Charlie, point Chelsea, point Emma, point Emma & Victoria, point Evelyn, point Georgina, point Hughie, point Jackson, point Jason, point Jayne, point Lateysha, point Laura, point Marco, point Natalie, point Ryan, point Sam, point Victoria, HM Fan clubs (appreciation)


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Old 13-06-2016, 04:45 PM #1
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sorry not sorry but they're a ****ing mess and I'm howling every time they're on screen

I thought nothing could ever be as graphic as Steven and Kimberly a couple of years ago but these two have taken it to the extreme

Mounting one another in the pod without a care for the other people in there who had to awkwardly walk out, rolling around on top of each other, him holding her up against the wall, the nipple sucking in the garden FFS, choking with a ****ing belt

It's all so OTT, it's like a ****ing soft porno...Dirty Des is probably sat at home greasing up his rod wishing he'd never sold C5 after all
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Dirty Des is probably sat at home greasing up his rod
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...just sad

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The way Marco grabbed Laura's boob and <CENSORED> was just one of the most weird things I've ever seen on BB.
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The strangling episode is probably the most bizarre moment in BB history. It's mad to think that Michelle & Stu got so much stick for doing it discreetly underneath a fully clothed table.
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Its about as hilarious as watching dogging videos
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Tbh I don't find them funny in the slightest, just incredibly cringe worthy
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Tbh I don't find them funny in the slightest, just incredibly cringe worthy
this and it's totally fake. Friday this ****ty storyline will end
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The producers will rightfully be rigging to ensure the porno continues all summer long
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Yep no one cares about Laura and she's going Friday
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That could well be true but Marco will just grab another titty for bitty
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The producers will rightfully be rigging to ensure the porno continues all summer long
They surely cant keep up the porn act all summer surely they themselves will get bored with each other and then I fear they have no narrative for the show.

The fact that they knew each other before going into the house makes me think this is clearly planned and not in the least bit real or romantic but at some point surely self dignity must prevail and the two of them realise there are other story lines they can have in the house..
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I just don´t see the funniness.
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sorry not sorry but they're a ****ing mess and I'm howling every time they're on screen

I thought nothing could ever be as graphic as Steven and Kimberly a couple of years ago but these two have taken it to the extreme

Mounting one another in the pod without a care for the other people in there who had to awkwardly walk out, rolling around on top of each other, him holding her up against the wall, the nipple sucking in the garden FFS, choking with a ****ing belt

It's all so OTT, it's like a ****ing soft porno...Dirty Des is probably sat at home greasing up his rod wishing he'd never sold C5 after all
I'm like you I think they are hilarious.

Kinga did much worse masturbating with the champagne bottle in the middle of the garden.
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I just don´t see the funniness.
Because it's so ridiculously over the top, like they don't give a **** that people may feel awkward that they just start mounting each other and the rest have to walk out, the nipple sucking in the garden of all places, the throwing each other around the pod like it's some Sex Shed that the Daily Star have been predicting for years, and then the choking scene like something off of pornhub.com in full view of all the cameras

Steven and Kimberly were graphic but it was under the covers, this is so ridiculous that I find it hilarious how they're acting

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I'm like you I think they are hilarious.

Kinga did much worse masturbating with the champagne bottle in the middle of the garden.
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It's strange what passes as comedy these days.

Maybe they could take this act onto the stage and do a tour.
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I'm low key enjoying them now They're both horrible embarrassing messes and it's all completely fake so I want to hate them, but I couldn't help but laugh when he pulled her boob out it was just so ridiculous. I wouldn't like it to continue all series though and I'm hoping for a Marco eviction on friday, but some of it has been pretty funny.
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Maybe they could take this act onto the stage and do a tour.
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Don't think you're understanding it luv

I don't find porn hilarious, I find how OTT these two housemates are acting in full view of people they're living with and cameras everywhere in the middle of the house hilarious. I am laughing at them rather than with them. It's quite simple really, maybe you just don't have a very good sense of humour or are blinded by your hate for them
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I'm low key enjoying them now They're both horrible embarrassing messes and it's all completely fake so I want to hate them, but I couldn't help but laugh when he pulled her boob out it was just so ridiculous. I wouldn't like it to continue all series though and I'm hoping for a Marco eviction on friday, but some of it has been pretty funny.
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They just have no shame or don't seem to care about the cameras or their housemates, I find the ridiculousness of it hysterical
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It's not the sex I'm laughing at its the nerve.....the bare faced self serving cheek.....lots of people say they don't give a f-ck but he genuinely don't give a f-ck.....that is funny....
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They just have no shame or don't seem to care about the cameras or their housemates, I find the ridiculousness of it hysterical
Me too...totally
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I am anticipating BB taking horrible mental punishment upon them.
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