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Originally Posted by Amy Jade
Kirk 
She's awful |
I know AJ - I even wrote this son g about her:
Originally Posted by kirklancaster View Post
Let's all have a good old sing-along:
CALUMNY JAYNE
She just blew in from the Kinky City
She's old and knackered and ain't so pretty,
But I'll tell ya what she has got -
An that is guile.
She is putting on an act,
And that's a plain and simple fact.
Just listen to Chelsea -
He ought to know.
She tried to snare that wealthy fella
But he rejected the 'Kiss And Teller'
And good old Chelsea -
Told her where to go.
Jaynee's life in the kinky city
was sordid, base, and worthy of pity
'Cos she slept with rich guys -
Yes siree.
Shacked up with guys for loot and glory
Then sold the tabloids her dirty story
Not just one time -
But all THREE.
She says all those 'kiss and tell' fees
Went to several charities,
But I ain't buying that -
No siree.
Now she claims to be a 'Private Eye'
Willing to trap your cheating guy
But ain't that too rich -
From a cheating bitch?
She's done more than one Private Sexual Show'
And made Porno Pics in explicit pose.
And if you want proof hun -
Just look in 'The Sun'.
She has Rich fools eyes a popping
All 'knickers off and trousers dropping'
But she don't turn me on -
No WAY siree.
And I ain't taken in by a well known slaggy
Now doing an act as 'Kim and Aggie'
All you might be -
But hell no, not me.
It's one thing a girl being clean and fussy
But another when that girl's a two bit hussy
Who should worry about 'How Clean Is Her Pussy' -
Yes siree.
Now I'm CONFUSED.
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