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tripadvisor for cats - metro - bill bixby 19.10.17

　

i was cruising

in the curb of every street

so no pussie bruising

page 9 of the metro was not discreet.

looking forward to contributing

i promise a perversion

highgate high street 5 am gets saluting

10 out of 10 for cleanliness gets the persian.

photo number 2 please enjoy

she was such a tease

can not remember getting to the allotments on fitzroy

no top marks for the siamese.

swains lane i landed a minx

i came away wiser

shaved plucked and waxed was the sphynx

its going top 3 on tripadvisor.

boiling was the oriental

hotter then any stove

george makes this sentimental

photos show to hair on the grove.

my review will be off written

bill bixby i hope your not bitter

metro won't see my advert for the kitten

if i could , i would shame them on twitter.

　

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/12/people...ernet-5493635/