[glibberglobber]

She's exceptionally scandalous... 'haunting' people at night

Spoiler:

And of, course SCAMMING

[Nicky91]

idk who you are talking about, is she even a celebrity?

[montblanc]

who even is that

[RileyH]

screaming

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

idk who you are talking about, is she even a celebrity?

Originally Posted by montblanc

who even is that

She is a chart topping singer

[glibberglobber]

Youtube video

of course shes a celebrity shes on everyones tv screens each night

[RileyH]

Her dry ass lips make me cackle

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Adam.

She is a chart topping singer

Adele lost weight tea

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

Adele lost weight tea

Not you fat shaming the Queen of England

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Nicky91

Adele lost weight tea

nocky!!!!

[Ant.]

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

[Mitchell]

Absolute ****ing icon. Even more iconic than RileyH and his 8 inch dildo.

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

The dream

[glibberglobber]

Emma: *mumbles*
Scammer: sorry i didnt catch that
Emma: i saw what you did there

*crowd agressively booes*

[Mitchell]

she’s coming too?

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Mitchell

she’s coming too?

[Greg!]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

Originally Posted by glibberglobber

Emma: *mumbles*
Scammer: sorry i didnt catch that
Emma: i saw what you did there

*crowd agressively booes*

Originally Posted by Mitchell

she’s coming too?

[Alf]

This forum has gone to sh!t.

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by glibberglobber

Youtube video

of course shes a celebrity shes on everyones tv screens each night

And yet we still do not know her name...

[JoshBB]

did u see what i did there

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Calderyon

And yet we still do not know her name...

It's Katharine Bennett-Fox. Get educated!

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

[Calderyon]

Originally Posted by Lilbro

It's Katharine Bennett-Fox. Get educated!

Unknown British woman.

[Calderyon]

Barclay´s Scam Advert Phone Receptionist Girl?