[Kaz]

Story from Ananova

A mystery male Big Brother contestant has urinated on the toilet seat, causing outrage among the female occupants of the house.

It has led to an inquisition as the gang, wearing the Cub uniforms they have adopted for their latest task, tried to spot the sprinkler.

Justine found the damp toilet seat and stormed out of the loo in horror and Nush was equally upset when she found out declaring: "Disgusting - someone's got to clean it up."

Grilled by the girls about who was to blame, Scott said: "I haven't left the garden for two hours, so it wasn't me."

Federico claimed it was not him, as did Ray who tugged idly at the grass as he issued his denial.

Steph pointed out that it would not have been one of the female housemates, stating: "Girls don't do that.

Having failed to find the culprit, they agreed there should be no repeat performance.

The group's latest task is to perform as Cubs and recite facts about the Scouting movement in a bid to boost their food budget.

Maybe Alex could make a guest appearance in the house with his trusty Domestos!

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Kaz
Maybe Alex could make a guest appearance in the house with his trusty Domestos!

Brilliant, Kaz. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it tonight.

[rachb]

I think thats Disgusting !!

[steve_o]

Must have been Fed, he's got a thing about toilets. toilet humour.

[herindoors]

Must be the cub uniform bringing out the little boy in them .I m not complaining though i think they look rather nice uniform.

[Romantic Old Bird]

Originally posted by herindoors
Must be the cub uniform bringing out the little boy in them .I m not complaining though i think they look rather nice uniform.

My experience is that it doesn't need a cub uniform for mean to revert to this.

Some men are born with it
Some men acquire it
and Some men have women nagging at them constantly to improve their aim!

A few pints can undo much of a lifetimes work though.

[herindoors]

Put like that rob i think you may be right it seems like dads always seem to blame their sons and of course we have to believe them dont we:

[BusyBee]

sorry ladies, but I think this is a habit that all men are born with - a completely inability to point in the right direction.

Send in Alex he would soon discover the guilty culprit.

[ribbonstring5145]

Why is everybody makin such a big deal out of it?! these tiny things get blown WAY out of proportion by the big brother peeps!

[Janette]

I tell you exactly why it's such a big deal to us women!


We don't think to check toilet seats when we go for a wee, and if the unthinkable has happened we either fall into the toilet cos the man has left the seat up or we end up sitting on a wet squidgy seat!


Neither of which is very pleasant!

[Mairi]

Originally posted by Janette
if the unthinkable has happened we either fall into the toilet cos the man has left the seat up

[TROD]

i just dont understand why the person in question didnt just clean it up, unless they were TRYING to get a bit of tension going... hmm... big brother stirrer.

TROD.

[Hatez]

Rule: ALWAYS look to see if the toilet seat is up or down, it doesnt take much
And why is there such a bad response to all this? It's not too bad - Step 1: Toilet Paper Step 2: Wipe Step 3: Flush used paper. Not too hard/disgusting eh?