Home Menu

Site Navigation


Notices

Chat and Games Looking for forum games, and completely off topic banter - this is your place! (includes Virtual Big Brother type forum games)

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 03-10-2024, 04:50 PM #1
Kate!'s Avatar
Kate! Kate! is offline
IntoxiKated
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Wigan baby yeah!
Posts: 34,305

Favourites (more):
BB2024: Ali
BB2023: Henry


Kate! Kate! is offline
IntoxiKated
Kate!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Wigan baby yeah!
Posts: 34,305

Favourites (more):
BB2024: Ali
BB2023: Henry


Default A joke I found online.

A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past six months.

The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.

The following day, the wife goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor asks her what’s wrong, why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband?

“Oh, that’s easily explained. For the past six months,” the wife says, “I’ve been taking a cab to work every morning. I don’t have any money. The cab driver asks me, ‘Are you going to pay today, or what?’ So, I take an ‘or what’.”

“Then, when I get to work,” she continues, “I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?’ So, I take an ‘or what’.

I take a cab to go home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again, ‘So, are you going to pay this time, or what?’ Again, I take an ‘or what’.

So you see, doc, by the time I get home I’m all tired out and don’t want it anymore.”

“Yes, I see,” replies the doctor. “So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?”
__________________
Kate! is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 03-10-2024, 05:15 PM #2
The Slim Reaper's Avatar
The Slim Reaper The Slim Reaper is offline
Deny, Defend, Depose.
 
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: In MS Paint on your desktop
Posts: 13,905
The Slim Reaper The Slim Reaper is offline
Deny, Defend, Depose.
The Slim Reaper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: In MS Paint on your desktop
Posts: 13,905
Default

Bil a blue f'er dads.
__________________
The Slim Reaper is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-10-2024, 08:26 AM #3
Beso's Avatar
Beso Beso is offline
Piss orf.
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 46,383

Favourites:
BB4: Cameron


Beso Beso is offline
Piss orf.
Beso's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 46,383

Favourites:
BB4: Cameron


Default

I'd put it back tbh
Beso is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Old 04-10-2024, 08:56 AM #4
Crimson Dynamo's Avatar
Crimson Dynamo Crimson Dynamo is offline
Stop the boats
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 102,523


Crimson Dynamo Crimson Dynamo is offline
Stop the boats
Crimson Dynamo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 102,523


Default

Crimson Dynamo is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Reply

Bookmark/share this topic

Tags
found, joke, online


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 11:47 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2025 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
 

About Us ThisisBigBrother.com

"Big Brother and UK Television Forum. Est. 2001"

 

© 2023
no new posts