[Sam]

Sorry if this has been posted.

If you fancy yourself as a contestant on next year’s Big Brother (are you mad? Seriously, what’s wrong with you?), you could see some familiar faces at the auditions. For the first time, a few ex-housemates will be coming along for the ride and offering tips to the crowd. Although, as one of those housemates is Charley, you might not want to pay too much attention to her words of, er, wisdom.

Here’s who will be “representing” (we’re so down with the kids) at each location:

Manchester, 24-25 November: Nikki Grahame
Cardiff, 8-9 December: Glyn
Birmingham, 15-16 December: Ahmed (ha, gutted!)
Glasgow, 5-6 January: Anthony
London, 19-20 January: Charley

For more info on applying, you should visit channel4.com/bigbrother. We’re amused that they’re advising applicants “to wrap up warm and bring something to eat and drink, as it could be a long day.” We hope someone’s remembered to tell Nikki this too – can you imagine the moaning if she catches a chill? She’s so coooooooooooooooooold, etc. Honestly, did that actually used to be funny?

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