[Red Moon]

HandWAGs at dawn for Lloyd

SHE’S had more England players on her books than Chelsea.

And now DANIELLE LLOYD’s bed-hopping antics are coming back to haunt her.

The Celeb Big Brother muppet had to lock herself in her car earlier this week when she turned up at JERMAIN DEFOE’s Hertfordshire house at the same time as his ex-fiancée CHARLOTTE MEARS.

Good timing pal.

In case you aren’t up to date with love-rat Jermain’s shagging, the Spurs striker binned his wife-to-be Charlotte for Danielle last month.

If was just the latest humiliation for her. He was also exposed as a cheat in October for bedding a pretty blonde Harrods worker behind Charlotte’s back.

If only he showed the same determination to score on the pitch.

A source said: “Danielle pulled up in her car at the same time Charlotte arrived.

“Charlotte hit the roof and laid into her saying she had ruined her life.

Spitting

“She was swearing at her and screaming. Danielle was too scared to get out of the car. She locked the doors and rang a pal in panic. She eventually had to drive off because Charlotte wouldn’t back down.”

No wonder she was spitting mad.

Losing your fella to a girl who was dating football OAP TEDDY SHERINGHAM not so long ago must be a real body blow.

This incident can go down as the first battle of the WAGS and their silicone bags.

Charlotte consoled herself after being so unceremoniously dumped by Jermain by getting herself a new pair of enhanced bangers.

Danielle, who has previously dated footballer MARCUS BENT, now with Wigan, had her boobs boosted back in April to give herself bra-bursting, unnatural assets - or TOM HUDDLESTONEs as I’ll call them in honour of the Tottenham tank.

It could be a script from Footballers’ Wives. You’ve got glamour girls, overpaid, under-performing players and handbags at dawn.

I don’t see the attraction with Danielle Lloyd - she just has NOTHING about her at all.

Jermain would be better off buying a blow-up doll - cheaper and with a much more lively personality.

Source: The Sun

[Jackie]

I bet that was fun to watch

[Billy]

Such a nice person Jackie eh?

[Shaun]

Teddy Sherringham's hardly an OAP.