[xDramatick]

AS BRITNEY SPEARS’ life threatened to go into meltdown yet again, pop princess KYLIE MINOGUE has stepped in to help.

To the rescue ... Kylie

Kylie has played the fame game for 20 years - navigating the pitfalls of drugs, dodgy boyfriends and career crises like a complete professional.

And, as Britney was snapped sobbing uncontrollably while slumped on the pavement outside her LA home on Monday night, it seems any advice would be welcome.

Kylie said: “I wish someone would write a manual about fame because it’s not easy. I’m always loath to say that because there are a lot more difficulties out there that people deal with every day - but when fame is handed to you, it is unique.

“It’s not to the same extreme, but I can remember having a mini-meltdown myself - and unless you’ve got good people around to support you, you’ve got a problem.

“Who knows what is going on in her life? Britney isn’t that young any more. I think she will still come back but it’s like she’s taken an extended holiday.

“Whatever help she needs, she should reach out and get it.”

Wise words, Kylie.

Britney is on the verge of a full nervous breakdown. Her latest crisis came after a spectacular bust-up at her home with “adviser” SAM LUTFI.

The row came after he tried to ban her from seeing her British photographer lover ADNAN GHALIB.

Lutfi also asked American telly presenter BARBARA WALTERS to announce that Britney was getting help for mental health problems.

Cops and Britney’s parents rushed to the house to calm the hysterical star - and are now planning to get her urgent psychiatric help, fearing she could end up dead.

Furious Lutfi issued a shock message to her Brummie snapper lover, ordering him to “disappear”.

In a text message, he said: “You’re a manic trigger. If you continue to have any contact with her, you’ll kill her. You need to cease all contact with her immediately. I’ve tried to work with you helping her but you don’t do as asked.

“The only way to help now is to disappear. She’s never been this way before.”

The only light on the horizon for Britney is that a judge has now ruled she can talk to kids Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James on the phone.

They are living with her ex KEVIN FEDERLINE after she was stripped of custody.

Kylie’s life seems a lot simpler in comparison.

She was snapped in Paris on Monday with a beaming smile picking up beloved dog Sheba from love-rat ex OLIVIER MARTINEZ.

But she added: “I’m not really happy with where I am. I can’t really tell you why not. I still have a lot of searching to do.

“I feel like I am in a flux. It’s the existential questions of life, the universe and what is true happiness and, if it exists, where is it?”

Eh? On second thoughts Britney, get some advice elsewhere.

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how sweet :]