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*mazedsalv** · 22-03-2008, 02:27 PM

Lea: (Upsettingly)Theyre booing me because they think im a blonde with big t**s.
Pete: Umm, you are a blonde with big t**s!

Jade:Why do we never see eskimo's in London anymore?

Seany:Are you okay?
Ziggy:No, Im straight.

CassetteFinger · 22-03-2008, 02:44 PM

This was on DS and im gonna say the same thing

Makosi
"I think i could be pregnant"

She would have won that whole series if she dident say that

Matt08 · 22-03-2008, 02:46 PM

Jade Goody:

Quote:

But Norfolk, isn't that abroad?

(Along those lines)

Christina · 22-03-2008, 04:15 PM

Lool ooh im not sure theres loads of funny things hms have said lool...

Amanda: Whats cous cous?

Glyns egg song: Im cooking an egg for the very first time ahum ahum

erm cant remeber anymore lol x

*mazedsalv** · 22-03-2008, 04:41 PM

Sezer: "Its not my night tonight!!Richard's in for a shock"

Grace:We ask for awesome and great HMs. And instead they give us a he-she and a w***er

Emma:"He called my thick, he called me *******in Jade Goodyear, now there is nothing wrong with Jade *******in Goodyear!

Grace:"I dont delibritley s**tstir!"

Kevin · 22-03-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

[i]Originally posted by *mazedsalv**[/i

Emma:"He called my thick, he called me *******in Jade Goodyear, now there is nothing wrong with Jade *******in Goodyear!

She says Goodier

Brian (BB8): "I think I'm quite intelligent"

Christina · 22-03-2008, 05:03 PM

Lea (to shabaz): 'Oh dont patronise me Sharaz'
Shabaz: 'My names Shabaz get it right'
Lea: 'Whatever youre ******ing name is!!!'
or something like that! x

Christina · 22-03-2008, 05:15 PM

and...
(While housemates are sleeping)
Sezer and Shabaz are arguing about Shabaz's volume whilst talking when others are asleep.

Shabaz (about Sezer): One of the most incosiderate sexist pigs wants me to be considerate and i find that f**cking hilarious, sexist chauvanistic little sh*t... a walking Pr*ck!!

Sezer: shutup, i can hear you .. plon*er.
Shabaz: A walking penis

Lool x

*mazedsalv** · 22-03-2008, 05:35 PM

~ haha, this is what we need in BB9! Funny people that just make you laugh and cringe at the same time.

*mazedsalv** · 22-03-2008, 11:21 PM

bump

MrGaryy · 23-03-2008, 08:44 PM

Sezer: if you ever **** with anyone in this house again-
Shabaz: I would **** you!

What and idiot he didnt even understand what Sezer was saying!

Billy · 23-03-2008, 08:46 PM

funniest:

I HATE YOU AND YOU MAKE ME CRINGE

Captain.Remy · 23-03-2008, 08:49 PM

I think this moment is priceless:

Natalie: Look there's 27 blocks like 27 letters in the alphabeth
Ryan: There's 26 letters in the alphabeth
Natalie: No! a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y and z
Ryan: And isn't a letter.

Hugo · 23-03-2008, 09:12 PM

In BB6 while Maxwell and Saskia are supposedly having sex or pretending to have sex in the bed next where to Kemal is trying to sleep.

Kemal: Okay you to you can stop now, you've got your magazine deal...
Maxwell: You ****ing prick *throws a glass of water over Kemal*
Kemal:*gets up out of bed* Well at least somebody's getting wet tonight.........and it's not gonna be Saskia!

That was just priceless.

Simple_Plan · 23-03-2008, 11:31 PM

loved that one tooperfect

(BB3)Jade goody: east anglia *confused* isn't that abroad ?

(BB8)Brian belo: whos shakespeare ?

haha

Christina · 23-03-2008, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thebiggerbrother
Sezer: if you ever **** with anyone in this house again-
Shabaz: I would **** you!

What and idiot he didnt even understand what Sezer was saying!

Oh yeah it was this:

Sezer: If you ever ***** with anyone in this house again-
Shabaz- I wouldnt suck your lousey d*ck if i was suffocating and there were oxegon in your ba**s

lol etc..

theres a clip here (you will have to ff to about 6:39 to see how it starts off):

Youtube video

x

Noel · 24-03-2008, 12:12 AM

John: CAKE!

lmaoo.

*mazedsalv** · 24-03-2008, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
I think this moment is priceless:

Natalie: Look there's 27 blocks like 27 letters in the alphabeth
Ryan: There's 26 letters in the alphabeth
Natalie: No! a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y and z
Ryan: And isn't a letter.

HAHA OMGG i missed that!! Is there a clip on it or something?

Captain.Remy · 24-03-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Message original : *mazedsalv**

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
I think this moment is priceless:

Natalie: Look there's 27 blocks like 27 letters in the alphabeth
Ryan: There's 26 letters in the alphabeth
Natalie: No! a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y and z
Ryan: And isn't a letter.

HAHA OMGG i missed that!! Is there a clip on it or something?

Youtube video

Arneldo · 24-03-2008, 04:59 PM

Emma: "When you delete a number out of your phone...where does it go?"

Craig BB6: "I'm not from the ghetto...I live in a cul-de-sac"

Captain.Remy · 24-03-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Message original : Arneldo
Emma: "When you delete a number out of your phone...where does it go?"

Craig BB6: "I'm not from the ghetto...I live in a cul-de-sac"

Yeah I forgot these, it was so hilarious. But Emma was very right, seriously, where does it go ?

*mazedsalv** · 24-03-2008, 05:02 PM

Thanks.

Looking at the video, i really felt for Shahbaz in teh video.Okayy, locking him out for a bit as a joke is fine, but to take his clothes as well.

Christina · 24-03-2008, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Thanks.

Looking at the video, i really felt for Shahbaz in teh video.Okayy, locking him out for a bit as a joke is fine, but to take his clothes as well.

Yeah, i agree ok he must be a really annoying housemate to have to live with but i felt kind of soz for him when they locked him out and stole his clothes i cant imagine how he must of felt x

Arneldo · 24-03-2008, 05:49 PM

BB4 Tania: "Why do I keep swearing? I have to stop ****ing swearing." LOL

xDramatick · 24-03-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy21
funniest:

I HATE YOU AND YOU MAKE ME CRINGE

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