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We were all quite shocked on Friday night when it was little Stephanie, not Mario, who got the chop from the Big Brother house. Predictably, the weekend papers were then full of allegations that BB had fixed the vote so that the phoneline to evict Mario was mysteriously out of action. However, we’ve now heard straight from the horse’s mouth that this is total rubbish. "Our operator has confirmed that there were no problems with the platform that the Big Brother vote is run on, and that the vote was monitored throughout the running of the show,” says a Big Brother spokesperson. They added that, contrary to tabloid rumours, Stephanie will not be returning to the BB house. We’ve investigated further, and it seems that any apparent problems with voting would have been down to the over-excited BB fans misdialling the eviction phone numbers. It’s also worth remembering that Stephanie was very unpopular at the beginning of last week, when the lines first opened, and that while Mario certainly turned evil about halfway through the week, it was probably already too late to save Steph, because zillions of people had already voted to evict her. Anyway, we don’t imagine Mr Health & Safety will be around for much longer – although if he goes up against Alex this week, we’ll be in a right old pickle…

This is from Heatworld