[Hooly One]

Victor was curious to know tonight what everyone in the group thought constituted cheating on your girlfriend.

He brazenly asked, "Would you say that another girl giving you oral sex is cheating?"

"God yes!" cried Shell.

"What about a kiss?" queried Jason. "Absolutely!" cried Shell.

"A kiss... Nah..." dismissed Victor.

Wagging her finger, Shell asked him to put himself in such a situation and think. "Do you have a clear conscience if your partner was watching your actions?"

"Are you saying oral sex isn't cheating?" asked Jason with raised eyebrows. Uncharacteristically, Victor quickly backed down saying he just wanted to know what everyone else thought.

Something you want to tell us, Victor?

He continued on the subject, asking if your partner was on a different continent and you had sex with someone else, was it cheating?

I don't think we do that sort of thing in South Africa...


"What if you're in a time zone that's behind theirs - it never really existed, did it?" argued Stuart.

"Exactly!" laughed the cheeky Londonder. "It's in the past!"

Stretching it one (unlikely) step further, Victor asked, "Say for example you're up in space and your partner's on earth?"

He reasoned that if your girlfriend said you couldn't have sex with any woman on earth, if you were in space, you weren't technically cheating.

Another of Victor's suggestions included the cancelling out effect of having sex with two women at the same time.

"I hope your girlfriend's watching", commented Marco at this incredible mathematical theory.

Oh, so do we!

"What if you have sex with a man?" Dan wanted to know. "Well, that's just not happening," laughed Victor nervously.

Sex in a spaceship is far more likely then...

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