[Tina_2004]

On waking to discover the Big Brother lounge had been transformed into a classroom, the housemates shrewdly predicted that this week's task may be school-related.

They are yet to be given details of what they'll be doing, but the presence of desks, wall charts and bike sheds were enough for some of the housemates to conclude that they'd be taking a trip down memory lane and back to school.

And the very thought of returning to education has brought about a rapid descent into immaturity in the soon-to-be pupils.

Ahmed took to pacing the garden insisting that he wanted to be the headmaster of the school. Keen to ensure that nobody else bagsied the role without his knowledge, the eldest housemate steadfastly let it be known that should one of them need to head up the class, he would be it. "I wanna be head teacher," was one of the first things he said to Victor on waking.

Sit down children!


Becki took to the role of class dunce like a duck to water, combing her hair into bunches and licking a biscuit while cocking her head to one side in a coquettish manner.

Shell and Stuart, meanwhile, engrossed themselves in the world map hanging from a desk, Michelle and Nadia followed Becki's bunches lead, and Victor offered an insight into the kind of activities he got up to while in education.

"Used to see my name scrawled on desks and I thought 'Woah! Those chicks wanna bang me!"



Becki is to play class dunce.