[Hooly One]

Housemates got talking about the nature of celebrity tonight, planning how they might behave when they are eventually unleashed on the public.

Victor reckoned that if he were a celebrity, "I'd be partying like hell. But I ain't no big time Charlie. I wouldn't be like 'get me my bag'" he said, before considering it a little.

"No, actually, maybe I would," he laughed.

Dan advised that the worst celebrity crime was saying, 'Do you know who I am?'

"Do NOT use that line, not even in humour," he ordered the housemates as they sat around the living area drinking wine and beer.

"I use that anyway," said Victor, not waiting for the spotlight to find him before acting like a star.

"That line just makes people think 'w*****!'" said Jason, though he obviously wasn't taking about his mate, the Slick Man.

But Dan and Stuart said they would be using the line on their friends and family. Dan reckoned that when his friends greet him once he's out of the House he'll say, "And you are?"

Sounds like they're all set for those flash bulbs already...

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