[Hooly One]

Jason has been speculating about Nadia's secret past in another bitching session with Victor, but, unable to even take themselves seriously they soon moved on to gratuitous insults about her jaw line.

They started with being catty about Nadia's appearance after she left the bedroom in a black baby doll dress.

"That is about as sexy as a dead rat's anus," Victor told Jason. "It's like Mike Tyson's had a boob job. Like her body's undecided what gender it is at the moment," he said.

"I wonder what she was like before her boob job?" mused Jason. "Maybe she never had any tits," he speculated. "Maybe she was a bloke."

Victor laughed at this suggestion, but Jason insisted, "I'm serious!"

Nadia has the boys totally baffled


"You know Michelle and Marco thought she was a dude when she first came in. They thought she had a sex swap," Victor answered.

"There are signs there, mebbe," said Jason.

"Do you reckon she had pecs before?" enquired Victor, perhaps not grasping gender reassignment technology.

"And a willy!" said Jason, making it a little clearer.

But before long they were back on their favourite subject - Nadia's jaw line.

"There's no way there's a chick with a jaw like that in the world," insisted Jason.

"She could have reinforced the Titanic with that jaw, mate," concluded Victor. "I've seen some great sides to Nadia's personality, but she still does irritate me. And that jaw is nuts."

Meanwhile, Nadia was in the Diary Room chatting to Big Brother. Her ears burning no doubt...

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