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Sticks · 29-07-2004, 04:19 PM

This weeks chain gang task was designed to set my client up. As you should know by now, This year I am the Cyber Devil's Advocate assigned to Michelle Bass, and I thought my assignment to Jade was tough.

However enough about my client for the moment

Concerning Shell
On to Miss Shell Jubin (I am kind of taking on her casework on a part time basis)

Miss Jubin has a boyfriend on the outside and so far her behaviour in the house has shown her to be totally faithful to him. To my knowledge she has not flirted with any of the male contestants. She was even concerned how her boyfriend might react to the wedding task.

This week she was shackled to Stuart and had to sleep in the same bed as him. Think what that is doing in her mind about her relationship outside the house. Think what effect that might be having on her boyfriend, who is not a contestant here.

Channel 4 in a cynical attempt to set up my client has caused Miss Jubin anxiety and stress.

Should Channel 4 be allowed to get away with this in their campaign to get rid of my client?

Should Channel 4 be allowed to get away with being reckless about the welfare of innocent parties, namely Miss Jubin and her boy friend, (remember he did not sign up to this).

Those who support Shell, should show that this cavalier treatment of her is unacceptable and vote for Jason.

Concerning Jason
Jason's experience in the house is harming him and has sent him into depression. He has now told the others that he has nothing in common with them and he is isolated.

Jason is now 18/1 to win, Nadia is 4/9

His chances of winning are very low.

Keeping him in would be cruel and pointless and is not doing him any favours.

Give him a chance to recover and shine on BBLB

Vote for Jason to go
you would be doing him a kindness

Concerning fans of Dan and Nadia
As Channel 4 have engineered it so my client is more hated than Ian Huntly, she will not be a contender or a threat.

Those who want either Dan or Nadia to win, consider the fact that they get on better with my client than they do with Jason. Leaving my client in will help make the experience more agreeable in the final week.

Vote out Jason

Concerning Stuart Fans
Again, Michelle is so far behind the field now, she is no threat to him winning.

Inspite of C4 editing, Stuart is just as much into Michelle. It would be cruelty to Stuart to separate him from someone he has formed a deep bond with.

To do this because of some idea that he could be available to his fans,is unrealistic and just as much down the path to obsession as my client has been so accused.

The only logical Choice is to vote out Jason

(waits for the quiet sound of tumble weed and the rustling of wind)

Amy · 29-07-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Sticks
Vote out Jason

Think it may be a bit too late to be thinking of voting for Jason now.

bananarama · 29-07-2004, 04:42 PM

One thing for sure as far as I am concerned once Michelle has gone Friday there will be no more voting from me.

There will not be one person left remotely deserving to win.

Nardia. A fag butt in la la land.
Dan. liar, hypocrite and slapper of all slappers.
Shell. Just a shell really...
Stuart. So mentaly young he is yet to be born......

All a waste of space not worth the energy of picking up a phone or pressing for the red dot......

DOG · 29-07-2004, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sticks
This weeks chain gang task was designed to set my client up. As you should know by now, This year I am the Cyber Devil's Advocate assigned to Michelle Bass, and I thought my assignment to Jade was tough.

However enough about my client for the moment

Concerning Shell
On to Miss Shell Jubin (I am kind of taking on her casework on a part time basis)

Miss Jubin has a boyfriend on the outside and so far her behaviour in the house has shown her to be totally faithful to him. To my knowledge she has not flirted with any of the male contestants. She was even concerned how her boyfriend might react to the wedding task.

This week she was shackled to Stuart and had to sleep in the same bed as him. Think what that is doing in her mind about her relationship outside the house. Think what effect that might be having on her boyfriend, who is not a contestant here.

Channel 4 in a cynical attempt to set up my client has caused Miss Jubin anxiety and stress.

Should Channel 4 be allowed to get away with this in their campaign to get rid of my client?

Should Channel 4 be allowed to get away with being reckless about the welfare of innocent parties, namely Miss Jubin and her boy friend, (remember he did not sign up to this).

Those who support Shell, should show that this cavalier treatment of her is unacceptable and vote for Jason.

Concerning Jason
Jason's experience in the house is harming him and has sent him into depression. He has now told the others that he has nothing in common with them and he is isolated.

Jason is now 18/1 to win, Nadia is 4/9

His chances of winning are very low.

Keeping him in would be cruel and pointless and is not doing him any favours.

Give him a chance to recover and shine on BBLB

Vote for Jason to go
you would be doing him a kindness

Concerning fans of Dan and Nadia
As Channel 4 have engineered it so my client is more hated than Ian Huntly, she will not be a contender or a threat.

Those who want either Dan or Nadia to win, consider the fact that they get on better with my client than they do with Jason. Leaving my client in will help make the experience more agreeable in the final week.

Vote out Jason

Concerning Stuart Fans
Again, Michelle is so far behind the field now, she is no threat to him winning.

Inspite of C4 editing, Stuart is just as much into Michelle. It would be cruelty to Stuart to separate him from someone he has formed a deep bond with.

To do this because of some idea that he could be available to his fans,is unrealistic and just as much down the path to obsession as my client has been so accused.

The only logical Choice is to vote out Jason

(waits for the quiet sound of tumble weed and the rustling of wind)

I have to say I agree with you Sticks. Also something that people haven't considered is that Jason is the last housemate left that was partly responsible for the lack of alcohol in the Big Brother house since day 20. He Emma and Victor were the main players on that day and the BB producers were forced to withhold alcohol as long as one of them is still in the house.

This is something that has had an effect not only on the highlight show (their drunken antics were fun to watch,) but has effected the enjoyment of late night viewers of E4 coming in after a night out. Once we could expect to see the housemates staying up to around 2 to 3am, but now they all clear off to bed around 11 30pm.

It's essential that Jason go on Friday so the producers will increase the amount of alcohol and the remaining housemates can have a fun last week in the tradition of BB 1, 2 and 3.

Jason_Luva · 29-07-2004, 05:43 PM

I agree Jay isnt having the best of times without Vic, but with this new chain gang task going on he is seeming to be more happier with himself, hopefully he will stay

JC · 29-07-2004, 05:54 PM

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Those who support Shell, should show that this cavalier treatment of her is unacceptable and vote for Jason.

Regardless of C4's "treatment" of Shell (and your control of Spin is amazing!) how is voting Jason relevant?

Sticks · 29-07-2004, 07:48 PM

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Originally posted by JC
and your control of Spin is amazing

Thankyou for that. This is why I am appointed as a Cyber Devil's Advocate

On to more serious matters, re Shell

Shell was used by Channel 4 to provoke a reaction in my client. Shell's pointing out that she has a boy friend on the outside as well as being an atempt to reassure my client, also betrayed her anxiety that being seen to be too close to another guy and sleeping in the same bed as him, might cause her to loose her boyfriend on the outside. This was especially stressfull as she has striven to be faithful to her boyfriend on the outside.

She has been a true princess and has endured many stresses, to try and help her family out of financial difficulties. (I told you I was picking up some of her casework)

Any hue

In order to get my client evicted, it seems that Channel 4 think nothing of using shell and hanging her out to dry. Is it right that they should profit by this, even if it is at the expense of another relationship, one half I must remind you did not sign up for this and has remained resolutely quiet, unlike some in previous years

My client being evicted gives them cart blanch to step on who ever it takes to be able to make some smug PC boast, which in the end will do a great disservice to their elected champions.

This is also another reason for Nadia fans to vote for Jason. Do you want your favourite housemate to be a mere pawn so some executives can get their brownie points. Show that you will not allow them to taint them like this

It's time to vote off the Weakest linkl

oops sorry wrong programme

Jason_Luva · 29-07-2004, 07:52 PM

what is all this my client stuff?

Sticks · 29-07-2004, 07:57 PM

I am appointed as Michelle's Cyber Devil's Advocate, so she therefore is my client.

In 2002, I was Cyber Devil's Advocate to Jade, and she was my client then.

(Clear?)

JC · 29-07-2004, 07:58 PM

Sticks has appointed himself Michelle's counsel. To be fair to the guy, he's doing a great job! You should've been her Superfan! and I did mean the spin comment as a compliment.

But that's why I like arguing with him

She Devil · 29-07-2004, 08:00 PM

Yes your doing a fab job Sticks. Who are you going to represent when Michelle goes on Friday?

Hooly One · 29-07-2004, 08:01 PM

He will probably represent shell

She Devil · 29-07-2004, 08:05 PM

Yes she is going to need it.

JC · 29-07-2004, 08:05 PM

I'll definitely argue with him then

Sticks · 29-07-2004, 08:08 PM

Well I have been passed her case file as her regular council is on the sick.

We at the office of the Cyber Devil's Advocate General wish Shell's Cyber Devil's Advocate a speedy recovery in time for the celebrity verison later this year

To be honest I am not sure what is happening. As a Cyber Devil's Advocate, my contract normally terminates when my client is in a position to speak for themself. Also being a Cyber Devil's Advocate does not always mean we campaign for our client to win.

To paraphrase from Phanotm Menace
"I can only save your life, I can not fight your war for you"