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DANI Behr has revealed her true feelings about her fellow stars after being booted off I’m A Celebrity — and it’s not pretty reading.

The ex-Word host, 34, said campmates in the Australian jungle got on her nerves and kept banging on about sex.

But she had kind words for Nicola McLean and George Takei.

Dani claimed Esther Rantzen was a “nutter” who lusted after ex-EastEnders star Joe Swash, 26.

She said: “Esther is a drama queen. She kept banging on about sex — who she’d slept with, when she lost her virginity, what she was into. It was just weird.

“I reckon she is going to pounce on Joe — she really wants sex. I told her she should have a toyboy. They’re so much more fun.”

Dani claimed the That’s Life star, 68 — who revealed in camp she had not slept with anyone for eight YEARS — even flirted with gay ex-cop Brian Paddick, 50.

She said: “Esther was always showering with him. I reckon she was just looking at his truncheon.”

Dani blasted jungle irritant Timmy Mallett, 53. She fell out with the Wacaday star after growing tired of his ridiculous cackle.

She said: “He was relentless. But he was a total fake. He was nice one-to-one but when he thought cameras were on him he went into full acting mode doing silly noises and this fake laugh.

“Put him in a pub in the East End of London and he’d be beaten to death within an hour.”

She branded Carly Zucker, 24 — engaged to Chelsea star Joe Cole — dull and talentless.

Dani said: “Carly was so quiet you’d forget she was there. I didn’t know who she was.

“She didn’t have any hidden talents as far as I could see.”

Dani told how campmates were going mad with sexual frustration — but producers BANNED them from doing anything about it.

She claimed ’80s singer David Van Day had snogged ex-EastEnder Joe in a late-night prank.

She said of Dollar star David: “He’s the gayest straight man I’ve ever met, and my gaydar is pretty good. Anything goes with him.

“I bet he slipped Joe the tongue one night when he was pretending to give him mouth to mouth.”

Cheeky chappy Joe — who we revealed is dating fellow EastEnders star Kara Tointon — is also aching for sex, Dani said. She added: “If he doesn’t get some soon, he’s just going to dive on someone in the camp. He’s so sex-starved he’s losing the plot.

“He made me laugh, but he’s so bored and sexually frustrated.”

And she suspected glamour girl Nicola and ex-Blue singer Simon Webbe, 29, fancied each other.

She said: “They were very close — if they didn’t have partners they would get together. They seemed to really get each other.”

Busty Nicola, 27, was obsessed with the size of Dani’s boobs, she claimed — and urged her to get a boob job like hers. Dani said: “Nicola kept saying, ‘They’re nice but they’re a bit small.’ She pretty much convinced me to do it.”

The mum of two said her C cup had “disappeared” since having kids — and American surfer husband Carl Harwin, 38, would love her to have the op.

Dani — who lost nearly a stone in the jungle — said she feared Star Trek legend George, 71, might quit the ITV1 show.

She said: “George was great but he’s had enough. He’s an old man and he’s starving to death.

“This poor man — everything he’s done in his career and here he is walking down a slippery slope to wash in a pool of dirty water on a reality TV show.”

Dani admitted she is looking for TV work when she returns to the UK in the new year. She has lived in LA and Sydney since 2002.

Source: The Sun

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She said: “Esther was always showering with him. I reckon she was just looking at his truncheon.”