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Bitch is BACK!
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Ok decided to make a thread on embarrassing moments as I have just had one and believe the only way I am going to get over it and start laughing myself!! So I am in my flat - ground floor - totally excited as I know I am moving soon and I am just in an upbeat mood today. Itunes is playing, I am dancing around getting undressed, boogying round my bed, singing Bob Marleys "No Women No Cry" - getting carried away slightly! Singing into an imaginery microphone... unclips my bra and side steps throwing as if to an audience in a crowd and then DYING! My bedroom window is open! There is a man walking his dog! Staring in my ****ing window! I am now kinda trying to compress my body inwards to create a ball and dive to the curtains at the same time! Not attractive! Shut the curtains!! And hear him clapping from outside! So instead of crying and hiding away... No cos thats what any normal person would do... go and regret it and try and forget... No. I decide I am stronger than that... Go behind the curtain - still naked and bow! And exit! About 20 seconds later... have now realised what I have done and start freaking! OMG! I am actually so embarrassed now btw! I really am! I dont know why I was even dancing in the first place.. never mind stripping and trying to be sexy. Anyway telling you all has now made it kinda better... What are some embarrassing things you have done? |
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Haha! Thats kinda happened to me... I always get carried away and do silly things...
I did the typical dancing and singing with the brush and I did in my kitchen, and in my current house (moving in 2 days though) my kitchen window is right on a public path, and i got a group of girls cheering me on because I forgot where I was. So embarrassing, then... I went and hid behind a door... expecting them to go away, I wait like 30 seconds then go back and they were still there! I wanted to die haha, i had a group of girls cheering for me for like 10 mins lol! |
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LOLLOL! Thats funny, and lucky whoever. I just hope you dont run int him ever again!
I dont have any such moments, but I was just watchng American pie on itv2, and the scene where the dude had the russian girl in his rom,and prematured twice, in front of the webcam! So I was compelled to reply to yur thread! |
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![]() My boyfriend and I were tickling one another (seriously, nothing bad!) and I'm so ticklish I scream everytime I'm tickled. Well anyway, all my flatmates were out so it wasn't an issue. So we were watching telly and he went to the toilet, and he had to walk past my flatmates room to get there. Apparently not only was she in her room, with her door open... but her BROTHER was sat beside her looking traumatised. I can only imagine how it must've sounded. Edit: OH, and my mum has a nurse come and do a home check up every week. She was in her room, and I heard my dad downstairs talking on the phone so I decided to quickly rush into the bathroom half (quarter) dressed. Unfortunately, I picked my timing so that when I did... the MALE nurse was coming up the stairs. I tried to hide and ended up hitting my shin off the corner and standing there for a few seconds in shock. |
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I have a dozen of them.
I think the most embarrassing one was when I was out clubbing with my girlfriend at the beginning of our relationship, she started dancing with a guy I didn't know. I go angry and started to yell at him and pushing him over... ...It was her brother. ![]() |
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LOL! Omg Annie! Thats like cringee!! xD
I can't think of many off the top of my head at the moment (Im sure I'll think of some when Ive woken up a tad!!) |
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I've had too many to remember,I'll do that happened the other day.
Was walking back to uni after getting lunch in M&S,was squished under my friends umbrella with her because it was absolutely pouring. Anyways I accidentally stepped in this ginourmous puddle on the side of the footpath and I went to shake my foot and my pump went flying off down the footpath! It landed in the middle of these women who looked very confused and I just went 'Can I have my shoe back please?' ![]() |
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Couple weeks ago, I volunteered for this after school program with little kids and after spending 4 hours with them I was pretty tired so I ended up falling asleep on the bus on my way home. I hate public transit and I should of drove my car but I needed to save gas.
Anyways, I woke up and I realized that I was lying on this guy's shoulder although he didn't look like he noticed. He was just staring out the window and I was cradling him like a pillow too. I think I scared the crap out of him, but he was too scared to do anything. I apologized and we sat there for 15 minutes, in this awkward silence until the bus reached my stop. I'm pretty sure I drooled on him too. |
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mine is a dancing one as well was having a mad boogie one morning with my daughter but you cant see her if you were to be passing and nosing in then my postman knocked with a parcel and said he'd been watching me dancing and it looked like fun
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Yeh ive had a dancing one and realised the neighbour over the road and her friend could see me thru the window above my door and another time her husband saw me naked going to get some post and I swear he was laughing! Avoided them after that couldnt look them in the eye haha...I reckon they watched from there everyday to see what Id do next!
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Woah Annie, that's the definition of embarrassing xD
Can't think of many. I remember being on webcam with my boyfriend once [nothing dirty], I said brb and I went to get changed, but forgot I had the webcam on? So there I was dancing around to 80s music on the tv, went to put on my jeans while dancing and fell over whilst trying to put them on. Of course, I just got up and continued to get dressed, then when I came back to the computer and flicked up window, he was crying with laughter. |
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Oh and glad to know that a couple of you have that the embarrassing dance and singing situations! I was mortified! ![]() |
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OH MY GOD I HAD THE MOST HORRIFIC ONE TODAY! I couldn't find any of my bras thismorning because they're either scattered in my room or in the wash, so to wear a strapless one, and decided to wear a strapless top aswell so i could pull the bra up and it'd look like I was just pulling the top up throughout the day
anyway, I was doing a piece in performing arts today and we had to like bump into eachother really hard, and all of a sudden i felt my bra like ping open and it FELL OFF ONTO THE FLOOR LIKE THROUGH MY TOP AND MY TOP CAME DOWN. SO NOW 25 PEOPLE AND MY TEACHER HAVE SEEN MY BOOBS. I have actually never been so embarassed in my entire life. So I came home early |
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- I was sick on someone when out
- I've been caught 'in the act' quite a few times, and likewise caught others so its awkward and embarrassing at once no matter what side you're on ![]() - Oh and another, not actually that bad when I explain it but at the time it was. We were doing a timed essay in college so it was really quiet, but I got up because I needed the stapler and I was walking back to my place but in the classroom I was in the tables were really close to the windows so bags and everything were everywhere and my foot got caught in some girls bag handle so I tripped a bit but thats not the bad thing. As Fom will probably tell you the window ledges in the new building are practically on the floor and as I came out of the bag strap I tripped on the window ledge and bang right into the window ![]() ![]() |
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Ohh god..... its is horrid that I have laughed at these???
Anyway.... here is one of mine, well mine and Reds ![]() When we first met we lived 100 miles from each other and we only saw one another on a Saturday night. We ever rarley made it to bed before 4 am and then didnt sleep much ![]() Anyway........ during one of these non sleep sessions there was a very loud bang from next door followed by "oh for god sake be quiet" I was mortified.... and the next morning had to face my neighbor.....to find that it wasnt her but her mother who was staying in the room adjacent to mine...... the neighbor found it most amusing |
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Ok totally not proud of this... but I was seeing this guy and we had just been messing out etc. And then one night after a VERY drunken night... I went back to his flat which he shared with his best mate... We got back first so mmmm 'you know' a LOT. And then we heard them coming in and she was a wee skank and faking it and everything.. So I was like to this guy "Do you wana beat them?!" and then he was like totally shocked and yet so turned on with the idea of beating his mate! So kept at it for ages... We were interupted by his mate who had told that skanky girl to leave and joined us! Ahhh sweet victory! ![]() |
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Oh. One time I was at bowling (as I go to a club) and I slipped and fell on my bum and the whole building was laughing at me. I was so embarrassed but that is not as embarrassing as any of those above. lol
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In my old building, everyone could hear anything that happened in your room.
So when my bf was round I'd put music on. So he was round, I put the media player on random shuffle. About 5 seconds later Backstreet Boys started playing. Realllyyyy loudly, so I just burst into a fit of laughing. |
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What ever happens to me I faze it out. That way I'm never embaressed.
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![]() Edit; OH! And that night was full of fail. After the initial hindrance... my flatmates came banging on my door "LAUREN LAUREN COME QUICK. We can hear (other girls name in our flat) having sex!! ITS SO FUNNY!" |
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![]() Unlucky! Bet your mother was thrilled! |
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